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["Prophecy" playing]
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♪ You walk this world
Like you're a ghost ♪
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♪ Your hands are coming through
The needles ♪
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♪ Sick of your tragic and your evils ♪
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♪ I am the keeper of
The songs of everyone ♪
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♪ Look into the sun
And see your soul is dyin' ♪
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♪ Used to feel the faith
But now you're tired of trying ♪
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♪ Should've left alone
What you have stolen from everyone ♪
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♪ How are you feeling?
Seems a little sick to me now ♪
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♪ This is a coming of the times ♪
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♪ You are a witness to the movement ♪
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♪ If all you've seen is your lies ♪
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♪ You've had your chance
But now you've blown it ♪
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♪ You want this world so... ♪
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Simon! Simon, I got your breakfast.
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[knocks on door]
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Simon, you up?
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[Simon groans]
Give me a couple of minutes.
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[pounding on door]
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Simon Boggs,
there are children in Mexico
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who've already been up for three hours
making clothes for corporate America.
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- [Simon] Leave me alone.
- That's it. I'm spitting in your juice.
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- [retching]
- [Simon groaning]
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I got a big loogie,
and I'll spit it right in your juice.
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- [retching]
- [door unlocks]
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- Morning.
- Morning, Laney.
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[rock music playing]
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[DJ] Yeah, yeah, yeah, earthquakes,
spring break is officially over.
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Only two months left at Harrison High
till summer vacation.
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Till then,
here's a little welcome back music.
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[rock music continues]
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[Wayne] Okay,
I got a pump replacement this afternoon
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out in Manhattan Beach.
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So I'll try not
to be late picking you guys up.
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- Laney?
- Got it, Dad.
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Have a good day, pumpkin-nose.
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[rock music continues]
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[girls chattering, giggling]
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[girl 1] I know.
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- [girl 2] Hey, Zack.
- Hey.
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- [girl 3] Hi.
- Hello.
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[girl giggling]
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- What's happening, Connie?
- [gasps] He spoke to me.
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- He called you Connie.
- So?
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Your name is Melissa.
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- Hey, Jesse.
- Hey, Laney.
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See that Dateline
on sewage dumpers last night? I taped it.
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What happened to dropping
ten pounds before graduation?
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- I'm looking into it.
- Jesse, do not eat that.
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Twinkie Lite, see?
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- Deano!
- [Dean] Hey, what's up, Siler?
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- What's up, Preston?
- [Preston] What's up, bitch?
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- [chuckles]
- How's it going, man?
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Hey, guys, check it.
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Guess who jammed
a 30-year-old flight attendant
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at 26,000 feet en route to Cancun?
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Bullshit.
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I swear to God.
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- Come on, man. How was Vail?
- Fine. You know, skiing with my parents.
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- Whatever. It was cool.
- Cool?
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Has it occurred to anyone...
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- Ow!
- ...that we have eight weeks left
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in our high school careers?
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- Shit. Only like every five minutes.
- Well, it's weird, you know?
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It's like, I'm driving through
the gate this morning,
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and it hit me.
Suddenly tomorrow is not just tomorrow.
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- It's like the future, you know?
- No.
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- [girl] Uh-huh!
- Hey, guys, check it.
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[girl] Then could I please
speak to somebody
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who doesn't have
his head up his ass?
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[Dean] Well, well, well,
check who's back from spring break
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looking all fine and shit.
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Oh, Dean, on behalf of every black person,
shut up.
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- Scusi! On the phone here.
- How you doing, baby?
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- [girl] Yes, I'll hold. Get off me.
- Hey, you guys seen Taylor?
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Um, no. What?
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- Taylor? My girlfriend?
- Yeah, come on, you know.
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- Tall, kind of yells at everybody.
- No. Why?
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Why? Uh, I don't know.
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Maybe 'cause I haven't spoken
to her since you guys left for Daytona.
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- [Taylor] Excuse me.
- [boy] Excuse me.
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- Hey, party people.
- Hi, Taylor.
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Oh, my gosh,
I've got total Diet Coke mouth.
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Does anybody have any gum?
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- [girl 1] I got it.
- [girl 2] Me too. Here.
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[bell rings]
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Listen, Zack,
I've been doing some thinking.
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I'm sorry. This?
It just isn't working for me anymore.
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New tattoo?
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Damn.
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So you show up after a week
with a tattoo and suddenly wanna break up?
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- What happened in Florida, Taylor?
- Look, if you wanna torture yourself...
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Oh, whatev. Okay.
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So we're at this club one night
and Chandler gets totally plowed,
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and she starts making out
with this old guy
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for like 20 minutes on the dance floor.
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Well, imagine our surprise when
this old guy
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turns out to be Warren G's hairdresser.
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Isn't he gay?
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Whatev. So he sets us up with passes
to the spring break beach house.
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So we go...
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[DJ] Hey, hey. What's up?
How's it going?
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Welcome to spring break, live
from the beach house of Daytona, Florida.
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Beautiful weather, slammin' bands,
and, of course,
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three hundred relative strangers
from all around this great nation of ours.
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- [cheering]
- [DJ] Cuttin' loose. [chuckles]
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Half-naked,
and generally having a good time.
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- [DJ grunts]
- [groovy music playing]
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[Taylor] The next thing I know,
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Taylor Vaughan is handpicked
by the director
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to dance on her very own raft.
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♪ Taken for a ride
Do just what I feel inside ♪
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- ♪ Everything will be all right... ♪
- This is all fascinating, Taylor,
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but, uh, could you maybe skip to
the part where you decided
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to screw me over?
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Hold on. I'm getting there, okay.
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So, I've been dancing
for maybe five minutes, right?
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And I nearly fell off,
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which would have been
so embarrassing,
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I mean, being on cable
and everything.
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So I turn around to see what I've hit,
and that's when it happened.
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Hey, I'm Brock Hudson! Hey!
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Brock Hudson?
What kind of a name is that?
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What kind of name is Zack?
Okay, Brock is from The Real World.
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- [scoffs] What, like Reseda?
- No, like the TV show, okay?
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Real World, L.A. Second season. Hello?
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The dyslexic volleyball guy?
Yo, they kicked him out of the house.
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[sighs] The next three days
were kind of a blur.
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- [Taylor laughing]
- [raunchy guitar solo playing]
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[Taylor] I mean, it was like we
had known each other for weeks.
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[moaning, smooching]
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[Taylor] He knew exactly
what I was thinking...
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- [giggling]
- ...and I didn't even have to say a word.
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[laughing and moaning continues]
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[Taylor] So before I left, Brock said he
had a surprise for me.
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Something to record the wonderment
of our first days together.
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- [moaning]
- [whirring]
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- So that's it?
- Pretty much, yeah.
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Oh, but don't worry, Zack. I mean,
I'll still go to the prom with you.
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I mean, we're gonna be elected.
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It's only appropriate for
the king and queen to go together.
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I... I don't know what to say.
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Oh, so don't then, Zack.
I mean, it's been fun.
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But did you honestly think
that I was gonna leave
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for college still dating you?
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Oh my God, you did.
No way. That is so sweet.
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Ow! Do you believe this thing still hurts?
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[indistinct chatter]
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Great.
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[Ms. Rousseau] That's a very nice use
of color, Misty.
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[Misty] Thanks.
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[ethereal music playing]
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[girl coughs]
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I read about this riot in Mogadishu.
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This represents the pain of that night.
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That's wonderful, Laney.
But tell me something.
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Which part represents you?
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Laney...
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Savannah and I were just talking
about your stuff.
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You know, just about how you're not...
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I don't know,
you're not afraid to be dark.
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Darkness rocks.
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But I'll be honest. I don't think anybody
here really appreciates that.
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[Sav] Mm-mm.
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Sav and I, we toured
the Prado over break, and...
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That's in Spain.
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And, um, we got in
this discussion one day at the cafe,
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just about... About how many artists
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are really only truly
appreciated posthumously.
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And we got Van Gogh, Pissarro.
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Basquiat.
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Basquiat. Thank you.
And... And then your name came up.
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And Sav thought...
Actually, we both thought
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that it might be
a good idea for you if, um...
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You killed yourself.
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Think about it.
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- [bell rings]
- [indistinct chatter]
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Well, check it out.
That's it for another day, earthquakes.
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[chuckles] By the way,
my condolences go out
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to a certain individual who got
dissed and dismissed
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by his long-time, magically
delicious girlfriend.
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Relax, man. No one knows it's you.
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[DJ] Hey, hang in there, Zack.
It happens to the best of us. [chuckles]
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Keep that head up, all right, Son?
As far as that other dude,
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if it doesn't kill you,
it only makes you stronger. All right?
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Yeah. You better do something, man,
'cause your legacy's in jeopardy here.
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I mean, one second you're Zack Siler,
class president,
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standout athlete,
all-around badass mamba-jahamba.
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The next thing you know,
you're Zack Siler, bitch-boy.
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- ♪ Give it to me, baby ♪
- [girls screaming]
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- [groans] Hey, how are you guys? Hey. Hey.
- [girls chattering]
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- [girl] Brock.
- Oh, excuse me. Excuse me.
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- [Taylor] Hi!
- Hey. Hey, baby.
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[Brock moaning]
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[chuckles] What's up? How's it going?
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Who the hell does she think she is?
There are 2,000 girls in this school,
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and I can bump monkeys
with every one of 'em.
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Taylor Vaughan is totally replaceable.
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Could you spare me this whack shit
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about replaceable? Because we're talking
about Taylor Vaughan here.
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- Sorry, man. He's... He's right.
- Of course I'm right.
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I mean, the girl's an institution
in this place.
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Every girl wants to be her,
and every guy wants to nail her.
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Basically, she's you... with tits.
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[laughs]
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Nah, nah, you're wrong, you see.
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The Taylor Vaughan you just described
is an illusion, a myth.
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You strip away all that attitude
and makeup,
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and basically all you have is a
C-minus G.P.A. with a Wonderbra.
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Oh, give it up.
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Take, uh... Take her for example.
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Short, decent rack,
kind of a Chelsea Clinton thing going on.
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But given the right look,
the right boyfriend, bam!
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In six weeks, she's
the one being crowned prom queen.
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- You're serious?
- As a heart attack.
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And clearly delusional. But how about
a chance to prove me wrong?
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Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Dean, Dean, Dean. The boy's buggin' here.
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You're taking advantage of a friend
in a vulnerable situation.
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Gee, that's swell, Preston.
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A fifth of Chivas and a uterus
and you could be my mom.
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No, seriously. The guy thinks
he could do anything.
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Let him prove it.
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- What do you say, Zack?
- A bet?
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Yeah. Unless, of course,
you're too heartbroken.
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- Just name the terms.
- All right, it's simple.
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I'll pick the girl,
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and you got six weeks to turn her
into the prom queen.
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Okay, okay, we get it, okay?
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Everybody has a big jimmy.
Now can we just...
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You got it.
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All right. Let's go shopping.
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[both laugh]
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Oh man, this is gonna be so much fun.
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00:12:31,573 --> 00:12:33,782
- [Preston] What about her?
- [Dean] Nah, I don't think so.
235
00:12:33,866 --> 00:12:35,659
[Bubbles] I mean it's still scabbing.
See, I saved it.
236
00:12:35,743 --> 00:12:39,120
- [Dean] Oh hey, how about this one?
- Are you sure about Bubbles?
237
00:12:39,203 --> 00:12:40,913
Nah, we can do better than that.
238
00:12:42,332 --> 00:12:43,458
[Zack] What about her?
239
00:12:43,541 --> 00:12:48,086
[laughs] Rectal archaeology. Very nice.
240
00:12:48,170 --> 00:12:49,504
[both laugh]
241
00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:54,884
Stupid, stupid, stupid. [gasps]
242
00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:59,679
Gentlemen, we have a winner. [chuckles]
243
00:13:01,222 --> 00:13:02,598
[Zack] What, Laney Boggs?
244
00:13:02,806 --> 00:13:06,268
- Nuh-uh! No. No, no, no.
- Hey, a bet's a bet, bro. Right, Preston?
245
00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:08,269
Hey, man, this is between you guys.
246
00:13:09,354 --> 00:13:12,315
- [laughing]
- [exhales sharply]
247
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,277
Oh, look, fat I can handle.
248
00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:20,112
Weird boobs, bad personality,
maybe some sort of fungus.
249
00:13:21,781 --> 00:13:24,367
Come on.
Scary and inaccessible is another story.
250
00:13:25,909 --> 00:13:28,620
Hey, man, if I were you,
I wouldn't be wasting my time.
251
00:13:28,703 --> 00:13:31,122
'Cause by my calculations
you got six weeks until the prom.
252
00:13:31,205 --> 00:13:33,332
And if... If Laney Boggs
is gonna be queen,
253
00:13:33,415 --> 00:13:36,335
I'd say you pretty much got
your work cut out for you.
254
00:13:36,919 --> 00:13:38,002
[laughs]
255
00:13:40,505 --> 00:13:41,756
- Hi, Laney.
- [boy] Here comes Zack.
256
00:13:41,839 --> 00:13:43,131
You got a second?
257
00:13:43,965 --> 00:13:45,050
What's up, Spaz?
258
00:13:46,343 --> 00:13:47,594
He knows my name.
259
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:50,221
That's not your name.
That's not his name.
260
00:13:50,805 --> 00:13:52,556
Oh. Sorry.
261
00:13:54,557 --> 00:13:56,393
[chuckles] So, Laney, listen.
262
00:13:56,476 --> 00:13:59,604
- I was wondering if maybe you'd wanna...
- Let's go, Simon.
263
00:14:00,146 --> 00:14:02,648
embarrass me horribly
in front of all these people?
264
00:14:04,066 --> 00:14:06,150
- Laney...
- Come on. Dad's waiting. Let's go.
265
00:14:07,652 --> 00:14:11,947
[laughing]
266
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:18,536
- Wait! Watch this.
- [farts] Oh!
267
00:14:19,495 --> 00:14:20,913
- [farts again]
- Damn it, Brock.
268
00:14:20,996 --> 00:14:25,250
[laughs] That is good. Relax, man.
269
00:14:26,084 --> 00:14:28,461
- Smells like roses.
- [Kadeem] I will not relax.
270
00:14:28,545 --> 00:14:30,212
You... You are being disrespectful.
271
00:14:30,295 --> 00:14:33,173
You are disrespecting me,
and you are disrespecting Harmony.
272
00:14:33,298 --> 00:14:38,177
- It's not about disrespect. It's just gas.
- [Zack] Uh, that's about enough of this.
273
00:14:38,261 --> 00:14:40,513
[Mack]
How's the queen of The Real World?
274
00:14:41,096 --> 00:14:42,931
How did you know about that?
275
00:14:43,014 --> 00:14:44,516
Please.
276
00:14:44,599 --> 00:14:47,893
They've only run that spring break thing
like a zillion times.
277
00:14:47,977 --> 00:14:51,439
- So, who's the lucky rebound skank?
- Rebound skank?
278
00:14:51,981 --> 00:14:54,482
Well, I mean,
there's gotta be somebody, right?
279
00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:59,570
Well, I wouldn't say somebody.
But there is sort of a project.
280
00:15:00,404 --> 00:15:01,989
- Project?
- Yeah.
281
00:15:02,781 --> 00:15:07,076
To tell you the truth, she kind of, uh...
she kind of blew me off. [chuckles]
282
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,161
I like her already.
283
00:15:08,244 --> 00:15:11,329
Well, the only thing I can figure
is it's gotta be some kind of mistake.
284
00:15:11,580 --> 00:15:14,374
Zack, I realize it's a difficult concept
285
00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:16,792
for a bitch magnet
such as yourself to grasp,
286
00:15:16,876 --> 00:15:21,421
but did it ever occur to you
to make a little effort?
287
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,089
What do you mean?
288
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:26,092
Find out where she hangs out.
Find out what she likes.
289
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,552
[door opens]
290
00:15:28,635 --> 00:15:32,806
Oh crap. Mom and Dad are home.
If they ask, I'm at Ashley's.
291
00:15:34,056 --> 00:15:38,603
Her brother's home. So cute.
He just got kicked out of military school.
292
00:15:43,648 --> 00:15:48,652
- Zachary, how was the first day back?
- Ah. School is school.
293
00:15:48,736 --> 00:15:50,653
Taylor and the girls have
a good time in Florida?
294
00:15:50,737 --> 00:15:52,238
I guess so.
295
00:15:52,322 --> 00:15:54,657
There's still no word on
the Dartmouth application?
296
00:15:54,741 --> 00:15:56,117
Obviously not.
297
00:15:56,201 --> 00:15:58,118
You haven't heard from
a single university yet.
298
00:15:58,202 --> 00:16:00,704
Isn't that a bit unusual
at this point in the year?
299
00:16:00,787 --> 00:16:02,121
Not really.
300
00:16:02,205 --> 00:16:03,831
You know, maybe I ought
to give Ken Wortham
301
00:16:03,915 --> 00:16:06,501
in the alumni office a buzz.
I owe him a call anyway.
302
00:16:06,584 --> 00:16:07,668
Nah, nah.
303
00:16:09,252 --> 00:16:12,506
Let's give it a couple of days.
Probably hear something by Friday.
304
00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:17,009
We'll give it till the end of the week.
305
00:16:33,356 --> 00:16:35,650
[sighs softly]
306
00:16:57,251 --> 00:16:59,461
Does my tattoo look red to you?
307
00:16:59,545 --> 00:17:02,129
[Katie] Come on, girl. Don't you care
about anything anymore?
308
00:17:02,213 --> 00:17:03,881
What are we spewing about?
309
00:17:03,965 --> 00:17:05,591
Well, two weeks ago,
310
00:17:05,675 --> 00:17:08,843
we were helping you plan
your prom queen acceptance speech.
311
00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:11,720
Now all of a sudden, everything's
like "Brock this" and "Brock that..."
312
00:17:11,804 --> 00:17:13,180
and "my tattoo."
313
00:17:13,806 --> 00:17:15,933
Taylor, the last thing you wanna do
314
00:17:16,016 --> 00:17:18,309
five weeks before
the election is alienate people.
315
00:17:18,393 --> 00:17:20,228
[sighs sharply] And what is
that supposed to mean?
316
00:17:20,311 --> 00:17:25,357
I think what she's trying to say is
you should be careful. Right?
317
00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:27,192
[scoffs] Careful of what? Okay.
318
00:17:27,276 --> 00:17:29,193
I can win this thing
in fluorescent lighting,
319
00:17:29,277 --> 00:17:32,780
on the first day of my period,
cloaked in tacky rags, okay?
320
00:17:32,863 --> 00:17:37,325
My mother was prom queen in '71.
My cousin, prom queen in '82.
321
00:17:37,409 --> 00:17:39,828
And my sister
would have been prom queen in '94...
322
00:17:39,911 --> 00:17:42,204
if it wasn't for that scandal
on the Color Me Badd tour bus.
323
00:17:42,288 --> 00:17:46,624
Okay, I am a goddamn legacy. All right?
And besides, not to be a bitch,
324
00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:48,585
but who's gonna beat Taylor Vaughan?
325
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,920
God, I hope that's not
your acceptance speech.
326
00:17:51,004 --> 00:17:53,463
[chuckles]
327
00:17:53,547 --> 00:17:57,426
Okay, sir, that will be one tahina kebab
with a side of spiced hummus salad.
328
00:17:57,509 --> 00:18:00,136
Would you like
to super-size those falafel balls?
329
00:18:00,219 --> 00:18:04,472
- Hmm. Let me see.
- Laney.
330
00:18:05,348 --> 00:18:08,435
[customer] Exactly what does
this super-size entail?
331
00:18:09,394 --> 00:18:13,314
- Stalking is illegal in all 50 states.
- Come on. I just wanna talk.
332
00:18:13,397 --> 00:18:17,275
I find myself torn.
Perhaps I could see a sample ball
333
00:18:17,358 --> 00:18:19,652
to better equip myself
for such a decision.
334
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:22,112
Don't you have a break coming up?
335
00:18:23,405 --> 00:18:24,656
One moment, sir.
336
00:18:25,532 --> 00:18:26,867
Uh... Uh, miss?
337
00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:28,993
One moment, sir.
338
00:18:30,286 --> 00:18:32,538
- I'm not smart.
- What?
339
00:18:32,622 --> 00:18:35,457
What? You figure I could...
I could tutor you or something? You think,
340
00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:36,916
- "Oh, well, there's Laney Boggs."
- Look, Laney.
341
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,251
- "She's a dork. She must..."
- Laney.
342
00:18:38,376 --> 00:18:40,294
- "...at least be smart."
- Well, guess what, I'm not.
343
00:18:40,461 --> 00:18:44,089
Laney! I have
the fourth highest G.P.A. in our class.
344
00:18:47,175 --> 00:18:48,468
Mm-hmm.
345
00:18:49,677 --> 00:18:52,929
Oh. What is this, some kind
of new dork outreach program?
346
00:18:53,013 --> 00:18:55,724
- I'm just not, uh...
- [chuckles] No. Are you always like this?
347
00:18:55,807 --> 00:18:57,224
- No.
- Yes.
348
00:18:59,393 --> 00:19:01,187
- Come on. Five minutes.
- [customer] Miss?
349
00:19:02,479 --> 00:19:03,521
Five seconds.
350
00:19:03,605 --> 00:19:06,900
Okay. Um, I really wanted
to talk to you about...
351
00:19:10,110 --> 00:19:13,072
- Art.
- Art? You don't take art.
352
00:19:13,655 --> 00:19:14,656
How do you know?
353
00:19:14,989 --> 00:19:17,200
How come I haven't seen you
in any of my classes?
354
00:19:17,575 --> 00:19:20,243
Well, 'cause I'm... I'm busy with...
with soccer and stuff.
355
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:23,038
So they let me take one of those, uh...
356
00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:25,331
- Independent studies?
- Yes.
357
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,502
[sighs softly] But listen,
358
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:32,587
I saw some of your stuff in class.
It's really good.
359
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:36,383
So any kind of help you could give me,
I'd appreciate it.
360
00:19:38,759 --> 00:19:42,388
- Sure. I... Maybe sometime.
- How about tonight?
361
00:19:44,806 --> 00:19:46,974
The show at the Jester.
You can have my ticket.
362
00:19:47,850 --> 00:19:51,103
- That's great.
- One moment, please.
363
00:19:53,980 --> 00:19:55,981
- Ow.
- Look, I kicked your ass in third grade.
364
00:19:56,065 --> 00:19:59,235
- I'll do it again.
- Okay. One, I was sick that day.
365
00:19:59,318 --> 00:20:01,111
And two, are you crazy?
366
00:20:01,194 --> 00:20:03,154
I mean, the best-looking guy
in school's stalking you,
367
00:20:03,238 --> 00:20:05,115
and you're not the least bit curious?
368
00:20:11,536 --> 00:20:12,662
Okay, here's the deal.
369
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:15,581
The show's at 7:30.
Parking can be a problem.
370
00:20:15,665 --> 00:20:17,416
Meet me there at 7:00. Don't be late.
371
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:21,503
[chuckles] 7:00 it is.
372
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:24,130
Hey, do you wanna maybe go
have some dinner before...
373
00:20:24,213 --> 00:20:25,297
No.
374
00:20:26,132 --> 00:20:27,341
I'll see you at 7:00.
375
00:20:28,551 --> 00:20:30,677
I'm sorry, sir.
Have you made your decision?
376
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:33,888
Yes, I have. Super-size my balls.
377
00:20:36,223 --> 00:20:37,307
[device beeps]
378
00:20:38,350 --> 00:20:39,977
[trance music playing]
379
00:20:47,107 --> 00:20:48,608
[indistinct narration]
380
00:20:58,908 --> 00:21:02,120
[trance music continues]
381
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:03,912
[exhales sharply]
382
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:12,295
[Mitch] Snug in the putrid womb
of a mother he never knew.
383
00:21:13,296 --> 00:21:17,424
The fetus... rising, floating.
384
00:21:17,507 --> 00:21:20,719
That's Mitch. Brilliant, isn't he?
385
00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:22,261
[explosion]
386
00:21:22,428 --> 00:21:28,349
Bursting forth, rushing forward.
Surging! Emerging!
387
00:21:34,188 --> 00:21:35,814
[gagging]
388
00:21:40,860 --> 00:21:44,030
My soul is an island. My car is a Ford.
389
00:21:46,364 --> 00:21:47,574
I wanna be like Mike.
390
00:21:49,284 --> 00:21:53,329
[Mitch] Falling! Plunging, nay, expunging!
391
00:21:53,412 --> 00:21:54,872
[actors laughing]
392
00:21:55,997 --> 00:21:57,248
[Mitch shrieks]
393
00:22:00,752 --> 00:22:02,503
[music stops]
394
00:22:07,007 --> 00:22:11,677
[music restarts]
395
00:22:30,901 --> 00:22:32,903
Be silent, be still.
396
00:22:34,029 --> 00:22:37,031
[audience] Be silent, be still.
397
00:22:37,114 --> 00:22:43,495
Be silent, be still. Be silent, be still.
398
00:22:44,496 --> 00:22:51,168
Be silent, be still. Be silent, be still.
399
00:22:52,503 --> 00:22:59,300
[crowd applauding]
400
00:23:03,554 --> 00:23:04,596
Oh.
401
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:10,017
Thank you very much. Thank you for coming.
402
00:23:11,351 --> 00:23:15,105
Um, before you leave,
our performer Laney has just informed me
403
00:23:15,188 --> 00:23:17,731
that there
is an exciting new voice among us.
404
00:23:17,815 --> 00:23:19,817
Is there a Zack Siler in the house?
405
00:23:21,235 --> 00:23:24,654
- [audience murmuring]
- Come on. Don't be shy.
406
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:27,448
We're all friends here.
407
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:31,702
Look, you don't have to go
if you're not interested.
408
00:23:32,995 --> 00:23:35,329
Art is love, people. Art is love.
409
00:23:37,540 --> 00:23:40,876
[audience applauds]
410
00:23:40,959 --> 00:23:42,085
Welcome, friend.
411
00:23:46,255 --> 00:23:47,464
[exhales softly]
412
00:24:01,935 --> 00:24:03,020
How's it going?
413
00:24:06,272 --> 00:24:07,604
[clears throat]
414
00:24:18,532 --> 00:24:21,200
[chuckles softly] It's a hacky sack.
[clears throat]
415
00:24:21,284 --> 00:24:23,286
[drum beats rhythmically]
416
00:24:28,123 --> 00:24:29,958
[drum beating continues]
417
00:24:30,042 --> 00:24:33,628
[exhales sharply] Hack-y-sack.
418
00:24:36,047 --> 00:24:37,965
Hack-y-sack.
419
00:24:40,550 --> 00:24:41,593
[exhales]
420
00:24:43,011 --> 00:24:48,182
Bounce. Bounce. You gotta keep bouncing.
421
00:24:52,393 --> 00:24:53,394
Can't let it drop.
422
00:24:56,396 --> 00:24:57,648
Never let it drop.
423
00:25:00,275 --> 00:25:01,984
[music intensifies]
424
00:25:02,068 --> 00:25:05,404
Come on, Zack. Everyone's watching.
425
00:25:08,573 --> 00:25:09,574
Expecting.
426
00:25:12,077 --> 00:25:14,828
[breathing heavily]
Never... let it...
427
00:25:17,122 --> 00:25:18,290
[grunting]
428
00:25:20,208 --> 00:25:21,209
...drop.
429
00:25:25,921 --> 00:25:27,589
Everyone's counting on you, Zack.
430
00:25:29,257 --> 00:25:30,675
[breathes deeply]
431
00:25:33,886 --> 00:25:35,012
Don't let it drop.
432
00:25:37,013 --> 00:25:41,351
Don't... ever... let it...
433
00:25:41,434 --> 00:25:43,519
[rhythmic beat continues]
434
00:25:45,104 --> 00:25:46,438
[grunts] ...drop!
435
00:25:48,189 --> 00:25:53,569
- [music stops]
- [breathing heavily]
436
00:25:56,697 --> 00:26:01,075
[heavy breathing continues]
437
00:26:01,701 --> 00:26:02,827
Sooner or later...
438
00:26:06,913 --> 00:26:08,206
it has to drop.
439
00:26:10,792 --> 00:26:12,167
[audience applaud]
440
00:26:25,429 --> 00:26:28,515
Oh man, I can't believe I just did that.
441
00:26:28,597 --> 00:26:31,267
Well, I'd be lying if I didn't say I was
a little surprised myself.
442
00:26:31,350 --> 00:26:34,602
So, tell me the truth, how bad did I suck?
443
00:26:34,686 --> 00:26:35,854
You were good.
444
00:26:35,937 --> 00:26:40,232
Come on! That thing you did with the paint
and all the garbage, that was really good.
445
00:26:40,315 --> 00:26:44,570
- All I did was kick around a beanbag.
- All right, a little.
446
00:26:45,446 --> 00:26:48,114
A lot. You sucked a lot.
Boy, you really blew.
447
00:26:48,197 --> 00:26:50,742
- [laughs] I don't care.
- You feel better now?
448
00:26:51,242 --> 00:26:53,827
Oh man, I... I've given,
speeches and stuff,
449
00:26:53,910 --> 00:26:57,164
but being up there and not knowing
what to do, it...
450
00:26:57,247 --> 00:26:59,415
- Kind of a rush, isn't it?
- Yeah.
451
00:27:00,207 --> 00:27:01,292
[exhales sharply]
452
00:27:08,798 --> 00:27:11,800
- What?
- Do you always wear those glasses?
453
00:27:12,676 --> 00:27:15,595
- Yeah. Why?
- No reason.
454
00:27:19,015 --> 00:27:24,978
- You ever think about contacts?
- Mm, I have 'em. I just never wear 'em.
455
00:27:25,854 --> 00:27:28,230
I don't know.
The idea of touching my eye is...
456
00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:31,567
Because your eyes are really... beautiful.
457
00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:36,321
- Oh, please.
- What?
458
00:27:37,655 --> 00:27:39,782
"Your eyes are really beautiful?"
459
00:27:41,033 --> 00:27:43,660
You really broke out the big guns
with that one, didn't you?
460
00:27:43,744 --> 00:27:44,869
- Laney, I was just...
- No.
461
00:27:44,952 --> 00:27:47,997
I had an instinct. I went against it.
This is my fault.
462
00:27:49,707 --> 00:27:51,666
Wha... Laney, I'm not following.
463
00:27:53,460 --> 00:27:54,878
You wanna know about art?
464
00:27:54,961 --> 00:27:58,839
When the class president starts touching
my face on darkened street corners
465
00:27:58,923 --> 00:28:02,008
and talking about my eyes,
there's a word for it.
466
00:28:02,092 --> 00:28:05,053
There's an entire movement in the '20s.
It's called surreal.
467
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:06,971
Laney, wait. Can't we just...
468
00:28:07,055 --> 00:28:08,972
You go. I'm gonna catch a ride with Mitch.
469
00:28:10,015 --> 00:28:11,058
The underwear guy?
470
00:28:12,684 --> 00:28:16,270
- [intro to The Real World playing]
- Oh, oh, oh. It's on. It's on.
471
00:28:18,147 --> 00:28:23,735
- Hey, this is great. Listen.
- I got a question for you. [moans]
472
00:28:24,361 --> 00:28:26,153
All right, this guy...
473
00:28:26,237 --> 00:28:28,197
Would you kiss him for like, say,
500 bucks?
474
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,865
- On, like, a public access channel?
- Oh, wait. This is where I get sensitive.
475
00:28:30,949 --> 00:28:35,036
Um, I guess my whole problem
in the house is that I was an only child.
476
00:28:36,453 --> 00:28:38,497
I didn't have a lot of friends,
never had roommates before.
477
00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:41,291
So I don't know how to like,
deal with everyone.
478
00:28:41,834 --> 00:28:44,961
A lot of people here in this house
think I'm cold, insensitive.
479
00:28:45,044 --> 00:28:47,505
But underneath that, I've got a big...
This is big.
480
00:28:48,130 --> 00:28:50,215
- Hey, ho.
- [man] [bleep] off!
481
00:28:51,842 --> 00:28:53,176
See what I mean?
482
00:28:53,301 --> 00:28:55,886
Ah! Uh, baby,
can you not do that right now?
483
00:28:55,970 --> 00:28:58,180
Like I'm waiting
for the new spelling drama at 2:00,
484
00:28:58,264 --> 00:29:01,015
and I really, you know,
I don't wanna smell like your spit.
485
00:29:01,099 --> 00:29:04,394
It's like... all over.
So just stop. Thank you.
486
00:29:05,019 --> 00:29:07,729
- Watch.
- Oh, God.
487
00:29:07,813 --> 00:29:10,524
...from my mom's sister, who once went...
488
00:29:10,607 --> 00:29:12,150
- Your aunt?
- Yes, yes, yes my aunt.
489
00:29:12,233 --> 00:29:16,320
This is where I... Watch this.
This is where I get Brando on 'em. Watch.
490
00:29:17,863 --> 00:29:19,030
Very Brando.
491
00:29:19,114 --> 00:29:22,783
Do me a favor. Why don't you
all just stay out of my closet?
492
00:29:22,867 --> 00:29:24,827
- [exhales sharply]
- God!
493
00:29:26,745 --> 00:29:28,164
- [grunts]
- [can clattering]
494
00:29:29,664 --> 00:29:31,291
- Morning.
- Morning.
495
00:29:31,374 --> 00:29:34,668
- Zack Siler.
- Pleasure. Nice truck.
496
00:29:34,751 --> 00:29:35,836
Thanks.
497
00:29:36,420 --> 00:29:39,548
Yeah. I clean a lot of stuff
out of people's pool drains.
498
00:29:39,631 --> 00:29:43,092
You never know what you're gonna find.
I got this over at the university.
499
00:29:43,176 --> 00:29:45,553
At one of the fraternities, I found this.
Belonged to a football player.
500
00:29:45,636 --> 00:29:48,138
He's actually a Heisman trophy runner-up.
501
00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:49,139
No kidding.
502
00:29:49,848 --> 00:29:52,391
- Zack, my man.
- Simon, hey.
503
00:29:52,975 --> 00:29:54,935
Hey, you wanna play some Sega? Sega!
504
00:29:55,019 --> 00:29:56,937
- [chuckles]
- [door opens]
505
00:29:57,021 --> 00:29:58,855
- Maybe later.
- Loves Sega.
506
00:29:59,355 --> 00:30:01,482
- [chuckles]
- Would you excuse us a minute?
507
00:30:01,566 --> 00:30:03,775
- What did I do?
- Not you, him.
508
00:30:04,484 --> 00:30:05,485
What did I do?
509
00:30:07,112 --> 00:30:09,739
- Hey, give me a hand here, will ya?
- [Simon] Yeah, sure.
510
00:30:09,822 --> 00:30:12,408
Look, you can't just keep showing
up like this.
511
00:30:12,491 --> 00:30:13,993
And you can't keep avoiding me.
512
00:30:14,076 --> 00:30:17,204
- Like the other night. What was that?
- I was busy.
513
00:30:17,287 --> 00:30:20,332
- Yeah. Busy wiggin'.
- Excuse me. I did not wig.
514
00:30:20,415 --> 00:30:21,999
There was major wiggage.
515
00:30:23,792 --> 00:30:26,711
- So, you wanna go to the beach?
- No.
516
00:30:27,587 --> 00:30:29,130
- You hate the beach?
- Yes.
517
00:30:30,131 --> 00:30:31,299
No.
518
00:30:31,799 --> 00:30:33,675
- I don't have time for this.
- Fine.
519
00:30:33,759 --> 00:30:34,968
- I'm leaving.
- Fine.
520
00:30:37,679 --> 00:30:40,973
- Hey, Simon, how about that Sega?
- Yeah.
521
00:30:41,474 --> 00:30:44,184
- What are you doing?
- I'm getting ready to play some Sega.
522
00:30:44,267 --> 00:30:46,061
- No, you're not.
- Well, I believe I was invited.
523
00:30:46,144 --> 00:30:48,730
- I am uninviting you.
- You're not the boss of him.
524
00:30:50,648 --> 00:30:52,107
The man does have a point.
525
00:30:52,691 --> 00:30:58,738
[exhales]
Yep, looks like a long afternoon of Sega.
526
00:30:59,989 --> 00:31:02,908
And, hey, maybe your dad can show me
some more pool stuff.
527
00:31:04,785 --> 00:31:05,911
I'll get my suit.
528
00:31:07,411 --> 00:31:10,873
[upbeat music playing]
529
00:31:11,666 --> 00:31:15,627
[Zack] Well, once the clouds lifted,
it turned out to be a pretty okay day.
530
00:31:16,962 --> 00:31:18,046
[seagull squawking]
531
00:31:18,796 --> 00:31:20,130
Check out that water.
532
00:31:20,714 --> 00:31:24,634
Do you know how many gallons of chemicals
are dumped into the oceans each year?
533
00:31:25,426 --> 00:31:28,012
- [seagull squawking]
- Don't you ever just kick back?
534
00:31:28,721 --> 00:31:31,473
- [indistinct chatter]
- I mean, know the world has its problems.
535
00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:34,226
But would it hurt you
to smile once in a while?
536
00:31:34,768 --> 00:31:36,477
I smile.
537
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:39,689
It's just you mentioned the ocean,
and I saw this thing on CNN...
538
00:31:39,772 --> 00:31:42,691
- No, forget CNN.
- [Dean] Hey, yo, Siler, what's up?
539
00:31:43,566 --> 00:31:47,653
[Zack] Great. Okay.
Listen. If we're gonna be friends,
540
00:31:47,736 --> 00:31:50,072
we have to deal
with them sooner or later, right?
541
00:31:53,616 --> 00:31:54,617
Come on.
542
00:31:57,954 --> 00:32:00,455
Yeah, so I called your house,
and they said you were at the beach.
543
00:32:00,539 --> 00:32:03,166
So I figured, you must be at your spot.
544
00:32:05,167 --> 00:32:07,920
- You know, many a woman has lost it here.
- Shut up, Dean.
545
00:32:08,004 --> 00:32:11,172
Uh, you have to, uh, forgive our man here.
His shorts are kind of tight.
546
00:32:11,256 --> 00:32:14,217
Cuts off the circulation to his brain.
I'm Preston.
547
00:32:14,426 --> 00:32:15,969
I know who you are.
548
00:32:17,303 --> 00:32:21,056
- Hey, Laney. It is Laney, right?
- Yeah.
549
00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:23,266
Well, come on, Zack, help us get the rest
of the stuff from the car.
550
00:32:23,558 --> 00:32:24,767
Yeah.
551
00:32:24,851 --> 00:32:31,023
[groovy music playing]
552
00:32:31,732 --> 00:32:36,694
- So, think the mourning period's over yet?
- Please. It's way over.
553
00:32:38,112 --> 00:32:39,322
Mourning period?
554
00:32:39,405 --> 00:32:42,449
Yeah, without Taylor, uh,
Zack's available now.
555
00:32:42,532 --> 00:32:46,327
Yeah, but what's the deal? I mean,
don't tell me you guys are on a date.
556
00:32:46,910 --> 00:32:50,205
- No, we're just...
- Friends? [chuckles mockingly]
557
00:32:55,460 --> 00:32:58,086
Hey, now, check out
the bobos on super freak.
558
00:32:59,296 --> 00:33:02,299
[Dean] You know, Zack, from up here,
she almost looks normal.
559
00:33:08,346 --> 00:33:10,555
So, is this
what you ladies gonna do all day?
560
00:33:10,638 --> 00:33:14,892
No. In 15 minutes,
I have every intention of turning over.
561
00:33:15,100 --> 00:33:17,519
All right. Just thought you
all might wanna play.
562
00:33:18,103 --> 00:33:19,188
No, thanks.
563
00:33:20,730 --> 00:33:24,692
- So, what about you, Laney?
- No, um, I don't think so.
564
00:33:25,568 --> 00:33:30,322
- Is your name Laney?
- No. Thank God. No offense.
565
00:33:30,405 --> 00:33:31,490
None taken.
566
00:33:31,740 --> 00:33:34,658
It's just... I've seen you in gym class.
You run like a girl.
567
00:33:34,950 --> 00:33:38,078
- I am a girl.
- Oh, you know what I mean.
568
00:33:38,703 --> 00:33:40,080
Obviously, I don't.
569
00:33:42,248 --> 00:33:44,625
- [scoffs]
- So, uh, you in or out?
570
00:33:50,088 --> 00:33:52,965
- In.
- Ah, lovely. [chuckles]
571
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,343
- Me too.
- Really?
572
00:33:56,885 --> 00:34:01,722
["Sugar" playing]
573
00:34:02,223 --> 00:34:03,474
- ♪ Sugar, sugar ♪
- [grunts]
574
00:34:03,599 --> 00:34:07,936
♪ Sticking me to my babe ♪
575
00:34:08,186 --> 00:34:09,437
- ♪ Sugar, sugar ♪
- [grunts]
576
00:34:09,521 --> 00:34:10,730
- ♪ Sticking me to ♪
- Got it!
577
00:34:10,814 --> 00:34:12,649
- ♪ My babe ♪
- Mine, mine!
578
00:34:13,273 --> 00:34:14,566
[both laughing]
579
00:34:14,691 --> 00:34:17,361
- ♪ Sticking me to my babe ♪
- Just like that.
580
00:34:17,528 --> 00:34:20,446
♪ Sticking me to my babe ♪
581
00:34:20,613 --> 00:34:24,991
♪ Sticking me to my babe ♪
582
00:34:25,075 --> 00:34:27,494
- [Preston] Watch this!
- [Zack grunts]
583
00:34:27,577 --> 00:34:28,995
- [grunts]
- [Preston] Dean!
584
00:34:31,831 --> 00:34:33,165
- [grunts]
- ♪ Sticking me to my babe ♪
585
00:34:33,833 --> 00:34:36,501
- [girl groans]
- ♪ Sticking me to my babe ♪
586
00:34:36,626 --> 00:34:38,420
- [chuckles]
- Come on, guys. Come on.
587
00:34:39,838 --> 00:34:44,508
- So, Zack, my house tonight?
- Uh... yeah.
588
00:34:45,259 --> 00:34:47,219
So what about you, Laney?
See you at Preston's tonight?
589
00:34:47,302 --> 00:34:50,263
- I don't think so.
- Aw, come on. You gotta be.
590
00:34:50,346 --> 00:34:52,390
Yeah, you should.
Preston's parties are the best!
591
00:34:52,473 --> 00:34:54,850
- Booze, tunes, hotties.
- Dean...
592
00:34:54,933 --> 00:34:57,811
No, seriously. His house is enormous.
His dad owns Harrison Ford.
593
00:34:57,894 --> 00:34:59,937
- The actor?
- No, the car dealership.
594
00:35:00,020 --> 00:35:01,230
So, what do you say?
595
00:35:02,940 --> 00:35:06,860
- Uh... sure.
- Good things.
596
00:35:08,653 --> 00:35:11,780
- Well, this should be interesting.
- Will you shut up?
597
00:35:11,864 --> 00:35:15,451
What? Even if they are broken up,
if Zack shows up with her,
598
00:35:15,534 --> 00:35:17,076
Taylor's gonna shit Frisbees.
599
00:35:18,119 --> 00:35:20,455
[Dean] Zack, Laney, always a pleasure.
600
00:35:20,997 --> 00:35:23,373
- Okay, man, see ya. [chuckles]
- Later.
601
00:35:23,582 --> 00:35:25,041
- [Zack] Right, guys, later.
- [Laney] See ya.
602
00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:26,751
- [Katie] Bye. See you later.
- [Chandler] Bye!
603
00:35:26,835 --> 00:35:30,129
[engines revving]
604
00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:34,340
- [engines revving recedes]
- Well, we survived, right?
605
00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:42,764
- So, about Preston's thing tonight...
- I can't.
606
00:35:43,557 --> 00:35:46,434
- But, you just said that...
- I... I know. I just...
607
00:35:48,102 --> 00:35:54,774
forgot I have to clean the house.
It's really dirty, almost... unlivable.
608
00:35:57,027 --> 00:35:58,194
Sorry to hear that.
609
00:36:02,615 --> 00:36:08,994
- [tense music playing]
- [waves crashing]
610
00:36:11,371 --> 00:36:15,082
[Alex Trebeck on TV]
Thomas Welch invented this drink in 1869,
611
00:36:15,166 --> 00:36:18,461
- as an alternative to wine.
- What is nonalcoholic wine?
612
00:36:18,544 --> 00:36:19,837
[contestant on TV] What is grape juice?
613
00:36:19,921 --> 00:36:20,921
- No.
- [Trebeck] That's right.
614
00:36:21,004 --> 00:36:22,297
- That's right?
- [Jesse] You said no?
615
00:36:22,380 --> 00:36:25,383
- Mm-hmm. [clicks tongue]
- Why?
616
00:36:25,467 --> 00:36:29,011
- I said I had stuff to do.
- Laney, sitting around with your father
617
00:36:29,094 --> 00:36:30,721
while he watches Jeopardy
in his underwear
618
00:36:30,804 --> 00:36:32,847
hardly qualifies as stuff to do.
619
00:36:33,598 --> 00:36:36,142
- Who is Lou Rawls?
- You know me too well.
620
00:36:37,143 --> 00:36:39,811
I think you're afraid
to let anything good happen to you.
621
00:36:39,895 --> 00:36:42,981
I mean, did it ever occur to you
that maybe Zack really likes you?
622
00:36:43,232 --> 00:36:44,273
Trust me. He doesn't.
623
00:36:44,357 --> 00:36:46,734
- [knocking on door]
- I gotta go.
624
00:36:46,817 --> 00:36:48,736
[Trebeck] The youngest
of the Marx brothers,
625
00:36:48,819 --> 00:36:51,071
he retired from the act following 1933's...
626
00:36:51,154 --> 00:36:52,197
- Duck Soup?
- Who is Lamo?
627
00:36:52,614 --> 00:36:54,157
- [contestant] Who is Zeppo?
- [contestant 2] Nappo!
628
00:36:54,241 --> 00:36:56,075
[Trebeck] That's correct! Pick again.
629
00:36:56,158 --> 00:36:58,077
- Hello.
- [contestant] Beverages for 200.
630
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,287
- [Trebeck] The answer is 1962...
- I thought I said I was busy.
631
00:37:00,704 --> 00:37:03,623
Zack!
[speaking Spanish] My main man!
632
00:37:05,208 --> 00:37:07,709
I, uh, I believe you said
you were cleaning.
633
00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:11,088
I am. I was. I will be.
634
00:37:11,296 --> 00:37:13,381
Tell you what.
How about I save you some time?
635
00:37:13,464 --> 00:37:15,424
[Trebeck] Thirty second TV ad
for this January 26th...
636
00:37:15,841 --> 00:37:17,218
[boy] I'll take the kitchen.
637
00:37:17,301 --> 00:37:19,135
[boy 2] All right,
then I got the bathroom.
638
00:37:19,302 --> 00:37:22,722
- Isn't that the soccer team?
- It's J.V.
639
00:37:24,390 --> 00:37:26,559
- [boy] I need the vacuum cleaner.
- [boy 2] It's over there in the corner.
640
00:37:26,809 --> 00:37:29,603
- [Trebeck] ...but this Chevrolet sports car...
- Go get dressed.
641
00:37:29,687 --> 00:37:35,525
I can't. I mean, look at you.
You look great. I... I have nothing...
642
00:37:35,608 --> 00:37:36,817
[contestant] ...for 300.
643
00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:38,777
- [Trebeck] In December of 1996...
- Oh, God.
644
00:37:38,860 --> 00:37:41,363
...Steve Jobs returned to this company
as a consultant
645
00:37:41,446 --> 00:37:43,489
- when it bought Next Software Inc...
- I'm a mess.
646
00:37:43,573 --> 00:37:45,449
[contestant] What is Apple?
647
00:37:45,533 --> 00:37:47,534
- [Trebeck] Right...
- That's where I come in.
648
00:37:47,617 --> 00:37:49,494
Mackenzie Siler, hair and makeup.
649
00:37:49,619 --> 00:37:50,954
You can call me Mack.
650
00:37:51,037 --> 00:37:53,497
You know, if you guys need us,
we'll be upstairs.
651
00:37:53,581 --> 00:37:54,707
Bye.
652
00:37:56,959 --> 00:37:58,460
- Have a seat.
- Thanks.
653
00:38:00,003 --> 00:38:03,548
[Trebeck] This city's French Quarter
encompasses about 70 blocks.
654
00:38:04,507 --> 00:38:06,550
- What is Paris, France?
- [contestant] What is New Orleans?
655
00:38:06,842 --> 00:38:09,636
- Ow!
- Laney, no offense.
656
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:12,096
But when was the last time you tweezed?
657
00:38:12,847 --> 00:38:15,057
- What?
- As in your eyebrows.
658
00:38:15,641 --> 00:38:20,228
- Never. Why?
- Well, do you ever watch Sesame Street?
659
00:38:20,895 --> 00:38:23,772
- Uh-huh.
- You know Bert?
660
00:38:23,856 --> 00:38:27,109
- Ow!
- So, Zack, can I get you a drink?
661
00:38:27,984 --> 00:38:29,819
Yeah, sure. What do you got?
662
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:32,864
- [Trebeck] Geneva, Switzerland. Naomi...
- Let me check.
663
00:38:32,947 --> 00:38:34,281
- [Trebeck] Correct!
- [Naomi] 1880s for 300.
664
00:38:34,573 --> 00:38:37,326
[Trebeck] Along with presidents,
Washington, Jefferson, and Lincoln,
665
00:38:37,409 --> 00:38:40,661
his face appears on South Dakota's
Mount Rushmore.
666
00:38:40,745 --> 00:38:43,372
- [Wayne] Who is President Rushmore?
- [contestant] Who is Roosevelt?
667
00:38:43,456 --> 00:38:46,291
[Trebeck] All right. That's right.
Now you select again.
668
00:38:46,374 --> 00:38:48,001
[contestant] The Cinema for 300.
669
00:38:48,710 --> 00:38:52,129
[Trebeck] Here's the clue.
This 1961 Elia Kazan film
670
00:38:52,212 --> 00:38:54,506
marked Warren Beatty's screen debut.
671
00:38:54,590 --> 00:38:55,799
What is Shampoo?
672
00:38:55,883 --> 00:38:57,258
[contestant]
What is Splendor in the Grass?
673
00:38:57,467 --> 00:38:59,344
You really never wear makeup?
674
00:38:59,427 --> 00:39:02,722
[Laney] No. My mom died before
I was old enough for this stuff.
675
00:39:02,804 --> 00:39:05,223
- I'm sorry.
- It was a long time ago.
676
00:39:05,307 --> 00:39:08,060
I mean, God, Simon was practically a baby.
677
00:39:08,143 --> 00:39:11,896
Nothing personal, Laney,
but this particular coif...
678
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,649
doesn't really go with your face shape.
679
00:39:16,274 --> 00:39:20,277
- What do you have in mind?
- Well, I have an idea.
680
00:39:20,903 --> 00:39:24,865
- What kind of idea?
- You'd really have to trust me.
681
00:39:25,532 --> 00:39:27,033
[Trebeck] In 1987, a copy
682
00:39:27,116 --> 00:39:29,494
of the Old Testament attributed
to this printer
683
00:39:29,577 --> 00:39:32,287
sold for $5.3 million.
684
00:39:32,371 --> 00:39:34,456
- Who is Hewlett-Packard?
- Who is Gutenberg?
685
00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:36,458
- [contestant] Who is Gutenberg?
- [Trebeck] Yes.
686
00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:38,125
[contestant] 1880s for 400.
687
00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:40,336
[Trebeck] According to
the 1880 census...
688
00:39:40,419 --> 00:39:41,796
- ...it was the first state...
- Who are you people?
689
00:39:41,879 --> 00:39:44,005
...with a population
exceeding five million.
690
00:39:45,423 --> 00:39:47,050
- [mellow music playing]
- [boy] Zack owes us big-time.
691
00:39:47,133 --> 00:39:49,885
- [boy 2] It was so hard.
- [indistinct chatter]
692
00:39:52,346 --> 00:39:56,099
- You sure this is a margarita?
- Yeah.
693
00:39:58,226 --> 00:40:04,189
Gentlemen...
may I present the new, not improved,
694
00:40:04,272 --> 00:40:06,565
but different... Laney Boggs.
695
00:40:07,775 --> 00:40:14,447
[mellow music continues]
696
00:40:17,826 --> 00:40:18,951
Laney?
697
00:40:31,128 --> 00:40:33,714
Laney Boggs, get your cute butt down here!
698
00:40:35,382 --> 00:40:37,466
["Kiss Me" playing]
699
00:40:37,758 --> 00:40:41,845
♪ Swing, swing
Swing the spinning step ♪
700
00:40:42,011 --> 00:40:45,724
♪ You wear those shoes
And I will wear that dress ♪
701
00:40:45,807 --> 00:40:48,392
♪ Oh, kiss me ♪
702
00:40:49,143 --> 00:40:53,396
♪ Beneath the milky twilight
Lead me ♪
703
00:40:53,980 --> 00:40:56,816
♪ Out on the moonlit floor ♪
704
00:40:56,899 --> 00:40:58,484
- ♪ Lift your open hand... ♪
- [gasps]
705
00:40:59,192 --> 00:41:00,444
[Zack sighs]
706
00:41:04,697 --> 00:41:05,740
[Zack chuckles]
707
00:41:07,950 --> 00:41:10,035
- You ready?
- Yeah. Hmm.
708
00:41:20,085 --> 00:41:23,504
- [crickets chirping]
- Drive safely.
709
00:41:26,424 --> 00:41:27,550
[door slams shut]
710
00:41:27,633 --> 00:41:31,303
- [pop music playing]
- [indistinct chatter]
711
00:41:31,386 --> 00:41:36,724
Hey, hey, hey, welcome, my friends,
to the party that never ends. [chuckles]
712
00:41:37,725 --> 00:41:41,019
Yeah. At least until
my folks get back from Vegas.
713
00:41:41,102 --> 00:41:43,688
- [Zack chuckles]
- Who are all these people?
714
00:41:43,772 --> 00:41:46,106
- [Preston] I have no idea.
- [glass shatters]
715
00:41:46,190 --> 00:41:49,485
I'm gonna check on you in a second.
Have a good time, all right? Damn.
716
00:41:49,568 --> 00:41:54,363
- [pop music continues]
- [indistinct chatter]
717
00:41:55,823 --> 00:41:59,159
Laney! Oh my God, you look great.
718
00:41:59,242 --> 00:42:02,245
Zack, listen, do you mind if I borrow her
for just a second?
719
00:42:02,329 --> 00:42:04,872
There are
these amazing-looking twins over there.
720
00:42:04,955 --> 00:42:07,124
I think they're Costa Rican or something.
721
00:42:08,625 --> 00:42:10,251
Uh, sure.
722
00:42:11,544 --> 00:42:15,172
- Go ahead.
- Well, gracias, papi.
723
00:42:16,715 --> 00:42:18,801
Oh my God, I'm so glad you came.
724
00:42:20,176 --> 00:42:21,886
Damn, look at the look you have.
725
00:42:23,596 --> 00:42:26,473
So what's going on, man?
You guys come here together, or what?
726
00:42:26,556 --> 00:42:29,100
Well, I brought her here
if that's what you mean.
727
00:42:29,184 --> 00:42:30,602
"I brought her here
if that's what you mean."
728
00:42:30,685 --> 00:42:32,186
Come on, man, let's get real.
729
00:42:32,269 --> 00:42:34,396
You're with her 24/7.
You know I may be wasted,
730
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:35,689
but I'm not blind here.
731
00:42:36,315 --> 00:42:37,358
So what's going on?
732
00:42:37,941 --> 00:42:40,610
[Dean] Mixing a little business
with pleasure or what?
733
00:42:40,693 --> 00:42:45,072
I hate to break it to you, man, but,
uh, it's just a bet.
734
00:42:46,698 --> 00:42:47,783
Yeah, right.
735
00:42:48,659 --> 00:42:51,536
Woo-ooh! Woo-ooh! Let's party!
736
00:42:53,246 --> 00:42:55,705
Well, well, if it isn't Taylor Vaughan.
737
00:42:56,915 --> 00:43:00,377
- What a surprise.
- Yeah, I mean, we almost didn't make it,
738
00:43:00,460 --> 00:43:05,297
but then I thought, why not put
in one last sentimental... whatever.
739
00:43:05,381 --> 00:43:09,092
- [Brock] Hey.
- Honey! I want a beer.
740
00:43:09,175 --> 00:43:13,387
- You've got a drink right there.
- But I want a beer.
741
00:43:14,221 --> 00:43:15,222
Okay.
742
00:43:18,850 --> 00:43:22,144
- Excuse me.
- [indistinct chatter]
743
00:43:25,730 --> 00:43:27,023
- [knocks on door]
- Hello?
744
00:43:28,233 --> 00:43:30,609
- Oh. Sorry.
- Splatter girl?
745
00:43:33,696 --> 00:43:34,697
Misty?
746
00:43:36,531 --> 00:43:38,533
[groaning]
747
00:43:40,827 --> 00:43:42,578
Are you okay?
748
00:43:45,038 --> 00:43:49,041
- I think I'm gonna vomit.
- I think you already did.
749
00:43:54,546 --> 00:43:56,381
[exhales sharply, groans]
750
00:43:58,383 --> 00:43:59,508
[Misty exhales]
751
00:43:59,592 --> 00:44:03,012
- Can I get you something?
- [groaning]
752
00:44:11,602 --> 00:44:12,686
Here.
753
00:44:15,230 --> 00:44:17,565
- [scoffs]
- Hey, Laney.
754
00:44:19,650 --> 00:44:23,361
- How does it feel?
- Excuse me?
755
00:44:23,570 --> 00:44:28,490
You heard me. I said, how does it feel?
756
00:44:31,118 --> 00:44:32,661
A rich girl like me...
757
00:44:33,745 --> 00:44:37,123
gets a scholarship
to her first-choice art school...
758
00:44:38,750 --> 00:44:42,085
and here you are... cleaning up my puke.
759
00:44:43,587 --> 00:44:45,379
[objects clatter]
760
00:44:47,590 --> 00:44:50,092
[crowd giggling, chattering]
761
00:44:54,054 --> 00:44:55,847
[upbeat music playing]
762
00:44:55,931 --> 00:44:58,140
- Taylor.
- Zack.
763
00:44:58,223 --> 00:45:00,184
Hey, you know,
Brock will be back in a minute.
764
00:45:00,267 --> 00:45:03,436
I can get you an introduction
or maybe an autograph.
765
00:45:03,519 --> 00:45:07,690
No, that's okay.
I saw him on a rerun last night.
766
00:45:07,774 --> 00:45:11,401
He ate his own toenail clippings
for ten bucks. Very impressive.
767
00:45:11,902 --> 00:45:15,196
- Jump up my ass, Zack.
- I've been there.
768
00:45:15,279 --> 00:45:17,490
- Done that.
- [Brock] Go, DJ! Get funky, DJ!
769
00:45:17,573 --> 00:45:20,241
Back up, back up.
Can you guys back up a little?
770
00:45:20,492 --> 00:45:23,787
Speaking of ass-jumping,
isn't that your boy now?
771
00:45:23,870 --> 00:45:27,373
- [Brock] You guys back up a little.
- Oh, God, not again. Brock!
772
00:45:27,456 --> 00:45:29,249
- [Brock] Go, DJ!
- [Taylor] Brock!
773
00:45:29,333 --> 00:45:32,251
[Brock] Not right now, honey.
They're playing my song.
774
00:45:32,335 --> 00:45:34,337
["Give It To Me Baby" playing]
775
00:45:37,297 --> 00:45:39,549
♪ When I came home last night ♪
776
00:45:42,678 --> 00:45:47,223
♪ You wouldn't make love to me
You went fast asleep ♪
777
00:45:47,682 --> 00:45:50,684
- [laughing]
- [grunts]
778
00:45:50,767 --> 00:45:55,562
♪ You wouldn't even talk to me
You say I'm so crazy ♪
779
00:45:58,857 --> 00:46:03,528
♪ Comin' home intoxicated
I said I just wanna love you ♪
780
00:46:03,778 --> 00:46:05,738
♪ I just wanna love you, baby ♪
781
00:46:06,697 --> 00:46:10,826
♪ I guess that's why I'm so elated
Come on, girl, give it to me, baby ♪
782
00:46:10,909 --> 00:46:12,576
♪ Give it to me, baby ♪
783
00:46:12,743 --> 00:46:14,787
[crowd laughing, chattering]
784
00:46:17,790 --> 00:46:20,166
♪ Give it to me, baby
Give it to me, baby ♪
785
00:46:22,752 --> 00:46:25,587
♪ I'll make you hot like you had enough ♪
786
00:46:25,754 --> 00:46:27,881
- ♪ Give it to me ♪
- ♪ Give me that stuff that funk ♪
787
00:46:27,965 --> 00:46:29,924
- ♪ That sweet that funky stuff ♪
- Come on, everyone!
788
00:46:30,008 --> 00:46:33,636
♪ Give it to me, give me that stuff
That funk that sweet, that funky stuff ♪
789
00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:35,721
♪ Give it to me, give it to me ♪
790
00:46:35,804 --> 00:46:38,140
♪ Give it to me, give it to me
Give me the funk ♪
791
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:41,559
♪ That sweet, funky stuff
Yo, ho! Ow... ♪
792
00:46:41,892 --> 00:46:46,439
[song continues]
793
00:46:46,689 --> 00:46:48,690
[indistinct chatter]
794
00:46:51,776 --> 00:46:53,777
[crowd laughing]
795
00:46:57,531 --> 00:46:59,866
♪ When I was as high as the sky ♪
796
00:47:02,827 --> 00:47:04,786
♪ Out all night just dancin' ♪
797
00:47:05,704 --> 00:47:07,330
♪ You said let's go home ♪
798
00:47:07,414 --> 00:47:09,499
♪ Come on, Rick
I'm tired, let's go home ♪
799
00:47:10,833 --> 00:47:13,210
♪ That's the time I start romancin' ♪
800
00:47:13,294 --> 00:47:16,004
- [Misty screaming]
- ♪ You say how can I love you ♪
801
00:47:16,087 --> 00:47:17,672
♪ How can I love you, baby ♪
802
00:47:18,965 --> 00:47:23,761
♪ When your body keeps on movin'
I say wait till I squeeze you ♪
803
00:47:23,886 --> 00:47:25,095
[sighs]
804
00:47:26,889 --> 00:47:29,849
♪ Maybe then you'll start to groovin'
Come on, girl... ♪
805
00:47:29,932 --> 00:47:32,894
- What the hell are you doing here?
- I was invited.
806
00:47:32,977 --> 00:47:37,064
- Really? Isn't your dad my pool man?
- I really wouldn't know.
807
00:47:38,106 --> 00:47:39,482
[gasps] Oopsy.
808
00:47:39,565 --> 00:47:41,067
- [record scratches, music stops]
- [crowd gasping]
809
00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:43,486
- Ah!
- [crowd gasping]
810
00:47:43,569 --> 00:47:45,070
You really should be more careful
with silk.
811
00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:46,404
[Laney gasps]
812
00:47:47,322 --> 00:47:51,950
- [Laney gasps softly]
- [drink trickling]
813
00:47:52,034 --> 00:47:54,703
- Thank you.
- Excuse me?
814
00:47:55,287 --> 00:47:56,496
Thank you.
815
00:47:56,871 --> 00:47:59,832
For a minute there, I forgot why
I avoided places like this
816
00:47:59,916 --> 00:48:01,042
and people like you.
817
00:48:01,125 --> 00:48:02,459
Avoided us?
818
00:48:03,293 --> 00:48:05,629
Honey, look around you.
819
00:48:05,712 --> 00:48:07,923
To everyone here who matters,
you're vapor.
820
00:48:08,422 --> 00:48:12,343
You're spam,
a waste of perfectly good yearbook space.
821
00:48:13,094 --> 00:48:14,594
Nothing's gonna change that.
822
00:48:16,846 --> 00:48:19,973
Oh. You're not gonna cry, are you?
823
00:48:22,267 --> 00:48:24,812
[crowd murmuring]
824
00:48:24,895 --> 00:48:31,025
[mellow music playing]
825
00:48:31,109 --> 00:48:34,277
[pants, cries]
826
00:48:35,946 --> 00:48:37,655
- [Zack] Laney...
- Don't touch me!
827
00:48:37,738 --> 00:48:40,199
[crickets chirping]
828
00:48:40,282 --> 00:48:43,451
- [crying]
- Laney.
829
00:48:45,245 --> 00:48:51,041
[sniffles] I promised myself...
I would never... [sniffles] ...ever, ever...
830
00:48:51,125 --> 00:48:53,794
[breathes deeply, cries]
831
00:48:55,545 --> 00:48:56,546
Never what?
832
00:49:02,342 --> 00:49:06,178
[sniffles] I'd never let them see me cry.
833
00:49:06,262 --> 00:49:11,475
- [sad music playing]
- [crickets chirping]
834
00:49:11,559 --> 00:49:12,600
God.
835
00:49:15,895 --> 00:49:18,772
- It's okay.
- No, it's not okay.
836
00:49:19,481 --> 00:49:22,359
[sniffles] I never should've come here.
837
00:49:23,609 --> 00:49:24,986
[sighs]
838
00:49:28,322 --> 00:49:31,992
Laney... [sighs]
839
00:49:33,243 --> 00:49:37,163
- Laney, we were having fun today.
- [chuckles]
840
00:49:37,872 --> 00:49:40,874
- You... You were having fun.
- [cries]
841
00:49:44,085 --> 00:49:46,920
Sometimes when you open up to people...
842
00:49:49,590 --> 00:49:52,259
you let the bad in with the good,
that's all.
843
00:49:56,429 --> 00:49:59,806
[breathes deeply]
844
00:50:01,516 --> 00:50:03,143
I wanna go home.
845
00:50:05,769 --> 00:50:07,021
Okay.
846
00:50:09,148 --> 00:50:15,570
[sad music continues]
847
00:50:30,790 --> 00:50:37,671
- [groovy music playing]
- [students chattering]
848
00:50:41,049 --> 00:50:44,885
- So the party was that bad?
- Can we please talk about something else?
849
00:50:44,968 --> 00:50:48,513
Come on, you didn't have a little fun?
Not even an MandM's worth of fun?
850
00:50:48,597 --> 00:50:49,806
You go, girl.
851
00:50:51,933 --> 00:50:54,727
- Maybe one of those brown MandMs.
- Awesome.
852
00:50:56,270 --> 00:50:58,647
Jesse, is it me
or is there something very...
853
00:50:58,730 --> 00:50:59,814
[girl] You rock!
854
00:51:00,523 --> 00:51:01,900
Since when do you rock?
855
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:07,112
[DJ] Well, well, earthquakes,
straight up and listen up.
856
00:51:07,196 --> 00:51:10,365
Ballots are out.
Looks like Terminal Taylor's got herself
857
00:51:10,448 --> 00:51:14,076
a little dark horse competition
in the form of the falafel fairy herself.
858
00:51:14,743 --> 00:51:16,286
And to be honest, I think the question
859
00:51:16,370 --> 00:51:19,331
on every Harrison student's
mind has got to be...
860
00:51:19,997 --> 00:51:21,999
Who the hell would nominate me?
861
00:51:22,083 --> 00:51:25,543
- Laney, just heard. Congrats.
- Thanks.
862
00:51:25,627 --> 00:51:30,298
- You totally deserve it.
- [pagers beeping]
863
00:51:31,049 --> 00:51:32,049
Me.
864
00:51:32,758 --> 00:51:36,262
- [crowd chattering]
- Uh-oh.
865
00:51:36,345 --> 00:51:38,763
- Taylor?
- 911.
866
00:51:38,846 --> 00:51:41,516
- Oh, God, big deal.
- She's our friend.
867
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:42,849
And things change.
868
00:51:47,271 --> 00:51:48,938
[sobbing] He...
869
00:51:49,021 --> 00:51:53,609
broke... up... with me!
870
00:51:54,651 --> 00:51:55,860
You're kidding.
871
00:51:55,944 --> 00:51:59,948
Oh, Brock Hudson! I mean,
what kind of a name is that anyway?
872
00:52:00,031 --> 00:52:01,657
And that dancing.
873
00:52:01,740 --> 00:52:04,576
Oh my God, the dancing.
874
00:52:05,828 --> 00:52:11,040
- What happened?
- I don't know. I don't know.
875
00:52:11,541 --> 00:52:14,376
Hey, Taylor, it's been fun.
But did you honestly think
876
00:52:14,459 --> 00:52:17,379
I'd leave for All-Star Road Rules
still dating you?
877
00:52:18,379 --> 00:52:19,380
Oh, you did?
878
00:52:21,007 --> 00:52:23,466
- That's sweet.
- [Kim] You wanna know what I think?
879
00:52:24,592 --> 00:52:27,887
- Why not? [sobs]
- You're better off without him.
880
00:52:30,597 --> 00:52:36,185
You know, you guys are the best.
[sobbing, blows nose]
881
00:52:36,269 --> 00:52:37,687
[girl 1] Can you meet
me outside the class?
882
00:52:37,770 --> 00:52:38,730
[girl 2] Okay, I'll do that.
883
00:52:39,063 --> 00:52:41,690
- [boy] All right, all right. Yeah.
- [girl 2] See you guys.
884
00:52:41,815 --> 00:52:44,526
[chattering continues]
885
00:52:44,609 --> 00:52:45,902
Did I miss something?
886
00:52:47,111 --> 00:52:48,571
- [rock music playing]
- [boy 1] C'mon it's open!
887
00:52:48,654 --> 00:52:50,281
[boy 2]
All right, let's see what you got!
888
00:52:50,448 --> 00:52:52,532
- [boy 1] Right here!
- [boy 3] Come on! Let's go, Zack!
889
00:52:52,699 --> 00:52:54,617
[boy 4] Let's go! Let's go!
890
00:52:54,701 --> 00:53:00,164
♪ Liberation, transformation
What did you expect? ♪
891
00:53:01,290 --> 00:53:07,670
♪ What did you expect
Mr. Candidate Elect? ♪
892
00:53:08,046 --> 00:53:14,885
♪ Was it everything you planned
By a palm tree in the sand ♪
893
00:53:15,968 --> 00:53:19,930
- [boy 1] Yeah, that was so great!
- [boy 2] That was awesome!
894
00:53:20,014 --> 00:53:23,308
- What was up out there today, Zack?
- Didn't have it, man.
895
00:53:23,391 --> 00:53:25,393
- [boy 3] Oh, I know.
- Maybe.
896
00:53:25,477 --> 00:53:27,853
Or could it possibly be
a symptom of withdrawal?
897
00:53:28,979 --> 00:53:30,898
- Excuse me?
- [boy 4] Yeah, I don't blame you.
898
00:53:31,023 --> 00:53:33,024
Well, correct me if I'm wrong,
but it has been a little while
899
00:53:33,107 --> 00:53:34,567
since you've gotten any, right?
900
00:53:34,650 --> 00:53:36,194
And you know something like
that can really screw up
901
00:53:36,277 --> 00:53:37,362
a guy's concentration.
902
00:53:38,529 --> 00:53:40,572
Or maybe now you're thinking,
you know, now that Taylor's free...
903
00:53:40,655 --> 00:53:41,740
Whatever, Dean.
904
00:53:43,450 --> 00:53:45,826
I don't know. Maybe it's
the Boggster's ass you wanna tap.
905
00:53:47,078 --> 00:53:50,872
- It's not about that.
- Oh, hey, man, I'm not baggin'.
906
00:53:51,247 --> 00:53:53,375
I mean, if you're not gonna partake,
do you mind if I do?
907
00:53:53,458 --> 00:53:55,126
'Cause I'm thinking she might be
a great little jam.
908
00:53:55,293 --> 00:53:58,003
Look, I swear to God,
If you fucking touch her...
909
00:53:58,087 --> 00:54:00,672
- [Preston] Goddamn it, man!
- Screw you, Zack!
910
00:54:01,715 --> 00:54:03,508
You know, for four years,
I've watched you fool people
911
00:54:03,591 --> 00:54:05,968
into thinking you're some sort of god
in this place.
912
00:54:06,803 --> 00:54:10,055
Well, guess what.
This is one contest you're gonna lose.
913
00:54:12,516 --> 00:54:14,058
You're going down, asshole.
914
00:54:19,354 --> 00:54:21,439
[Jesse] I want you to take yours,
put it on the wall right here.
915
00:54:21,564 --> 00:54:23,525
Hygiene squad, put yours over here.
916
00:54:23,608 --> 00:54:26,068
Gay students,
put yours on the senior patio.
917
00:54:26,151 --> 00:54:27,403
Prisoner's Club, all right.
918
00:54:27,486 --> 00:54:29,405
Put it around
the other side of this building.
919
00:54:29,488 --> 00:54:31,739
- [boy] Yeah, I'll have one.
- [girl 1] Have a latte, vote for Taylor.
920
00:54:31,823 --> 00:54:35,326
- [girl 2] Sure. I'll have one.
- Have a latte, vote for Taylor.
921
00:54:37,786 --> 00:54:39,037
[door opens]
922
00:54:44,500 --> 00:54:46,252
No one's allowed down here.
923
00:54:46,335 --> 00:54:50,046
♪ Sing that song ♪
924
00:54:50,547 --> 00:54:57,219
♪ And he asked me to tell you
All about me ♪
925
00:54:57,428 --> 00:54:58,846
This is amazing.
926
00:55:02,056 --> 00:55:07,227
♪ But I'm just anyone ♪
927
00:55:08,228 --> 00:55:12,648
♪ Guess I'm just anyone ♪
928
00:55:15,734 --> 00:55:16,902
Is that your mom?
929
00:55:18,653 --> 00:55:19,654
Yeah.
930
00:55:21,030 --> 00:55:25,868
- She was an artist, too. Photography.
- She's beautiful.
931
00:55:28,328 --> 00:55:30,663
Yeah, well, not everything's hereditary.
932
00:55:39,171 --> 00:55:40,380
How did she die?
933
00:55:43,048 --> 00:55:44,091
Cancer.
934
00:55:46,010 --> 00:55:47,177
Leukemia.
935
00:55:51,473 --> 00:55:53,432
You wanna know
the weird part about it?
936
00:55:55,017 --> 00:55:57,019
I don't remember crying at all.
937
00:55:59,020 --> 00:56:00,438
I remember the funeral.
938
00:56:01,689 --> 00:56:04,566
And I remember afterwards
everyone went to my grandma's house,
939
00:56:04,649 --> 00:56:08,653
and I sat on this big green chair
with Simon in my lap.
940
00:56:10,738 --> 00:56:12,156
And I remember knowing...
941
00:56:13,199 --> 00:56:15,366
that things were never
going to be the same.
942
00:56:20,997 --> 00:56:22,831
Laney, you can't keep doing this.
943
00:56:26,168 --> 00:56:29,754
- Doing what?
- Shutting everybody out.
944
00:56:31,130 --> 00:56:35,467
- Sitting here with 19 locks on your door.
- So I shut people out.
945
00:56:37,260 --> 00:56:40,596
At least I make decisions,
which is more than I can say for you.
946
00:56:40,679 --> 00:56:42,473
- Look, I make decisions.
- Oh yeah?
947
00:56:43,057 --> 00:56:46,726
Where are you going to college, Zack?
I was by the counselor's office yesterday.
948
00:56:46,809 --> 00:56:48,978
I believe
next to your name it said "undecided."
949
00:56:49,062 --> 00:56:52,856
Look, there's stuff you don't understand.
You don't live with my dad.
950
00:56:52,940 --> 00:56:54,149
Explain it to me.
951
00:56:57,527 --> 00:56:58,778
My dad went to Dartmouth.
952
00:57:00,029 --> 00:57:02,989
It was the best four years of his life,
so he says.
953
00:57:04,115 --> 00:57:05,700
So ever since I was born...
954
00:57:06,701 --> 00:57:08,244
[Zack sighs]
955
00:57:12,915 --> 00:57:15,583
There's a picture of me in his office
when I'm five.
956
00:57:16,167 --> 00:57:20,045
We're at the zoo or someplace.
I'm sitting on his shoulders
957
00:57:20,128 --> 00:57:21,713
wearing a Dartmouth sweatshirt.
958
00:57:23,757 --> 00:57:25,633
- So?
- So it's emblematic.
959
00:57:26,717 --> 00:57:30,887
I get it from him every day.
"Pick a college, Zack. Pick a future."
960
00:57:31,555 --> 00:57:34,933
But what he's really saying is,
"Pick my college. Choose my future."
961
00:57:36,518 --> 00:57:40,354
Are you listening to yourself?
Do you realize how lucky you are?
962
00:57:40,437 --> 00:57:42,814
You can go to Dartmouth.
You can go to N.Y.U.
963
00:57:42,897 --> 00:57:44,983
You can go to Borneo
and study squid fishing.
964
00:57:45,066 --> 00:57:46,734
The point is, you're 18,
965
00:57:46,818 --> 00:57:48,860
and that's old enough
to start making your own choices.
966
00:57:48,944 --> 00:57:52,531
Okay, okay. Chill, Tony Robbins.
967
00:57:56,701 --> 00:57:57,827
What about you?
968
00:57:58,869 --> 00:58:01,454
Shouldn't you be looking in the mirror
when you say some of this stuff?
969
00:58:02,414 --> 00:58:04,124
Trust me. I'm working on it.
970
00:58:07,334 --> 00:58:09,587
So, are you always this smart?
971
00:58:10,254 --> 00:58:12,213
- Well, I have my moments so...
- [chuckles]
972
00:58:17,175 --> 00:58:18,927
Why did you really come here, Zack?
973
00:58:21,013 --> 00:58:22,222
I forget.
974
00:58:23,306 --> 00:58:29,978
[mellow music playing]
975
00:58:35,232 --> 00:58:38,360
You're not just trying to get my vote
for prom king, are you?
976
00:58:41,821 --> 00:58:42,947
Zack?
977
00:58:46,617 --> 00:58:50,746
- This whole prom thing, I...
- Uh, I... I gotta run.
978
00:58:50,829 --> 00:58:52,455
I kinda wanted to talk to you about it.
979
00:58:52,538 --> 00:58:55,082
Yeah, but I... I have this sprinkler thing
to do for my dad.
980
00:58:55,166 --> 00:58:57,792
- Now?
- Can I call you later?
981
00:58:59,252 --> 00:59:00,754
- Sure.
- All right, great.
982
00:59:03,048 --> 00:59:04,089
[door unlocks]
983
00:59:05,132 --> 00:59:07,343
- [door creaks open, closes]
- So you made a bet.
984
00:59:07,426 --> 00:59:08,510
What's she bitchin' about?
985
00:59:08,636 --> 00:59:11,262
Wah, wah, wah. Huh?
What's her problem?
986
00:59:11,346 --> 00:59:13,181
She doesn't like
her million-dollar makeover
987
00:59:13,264 --> 00:59:15,807
or her overnight popularity? What is it?
988
00:59:15,974 --> 00:59:18,310
No, that's not the point, man.
I cared about her.
989
00:59:18,393 --> 00:59:22,438
I've got to hand it to you, Taylor.
Zack did exactly what you said he would.
990
00:59:22,605 --> 00:59:26,941
Of course he did.
I created him. Pay up.
991
00:59:27,734 --> 00:59:28,943
Oh right.
992
00:59:29,861 --> 00:59:31,112
La... Laney! Wait, wait!
993
00:59:31,196 --> 00:59:34,698
- Wait, wait...
- Wait, wait, wait. Relax, man. All right?
994
00:59:34,782 --> 00:59:37,034
Besides, he did have
his entertaining moments.
995
00:59:39,619 --> 00:59:43,331
- Your eyes are really beautiful.
- [girls laugh]
996
00:59:43,539 --> 00:59:46,583
Hey, you know. Not to get, like,
all mellow on ya,
997
00:59:46,667 --> 00:59:48,627
but your eyes really are beautiful.
998
00:59:49,252 --> 00:59:51,128
- [raunchy shrieks]
- [gasps]
999
00:59:51,212 --> 00:59:54,965
[rock music playing]
1000
00:59:55,049 --> 01:00:00,053
[indistinct chatter, laughter]
1001
01:00:00,303 --> 01:00:02,137
- Hey, guys. Vote for Taylor.
- [boy] No way!
1002
01:00:02,221 --> 01:00:05,307
[Taylor] Okay. Don't vote for Taylor.
Hi. You vote for Taylor.
1003
01:00:08,267 --> 01:00:09,394
♪ Between two girls ♪
1004
01:00:09,477 --> 01:00:10,978
- ♪ Which one we gonna pick? ♪
- ♪ Pick ♪
1005
01:00:11,062 --> 01:00:13,522
♪ I rather pick Laney
'Cause Taylor be talkin' shh... ♪
1006
01:00:13,647 --> 01:00:15,691
♪ She thinks she's all of that
With everything in between ♪
1007
01:00:15,857 --> 01:00:18,402
♪ But who's about to be
Prom queen? Laney! ♪
1008
01:00:18,485 --> 01:00:19,860
♪ Well, Taylor used to be the thing ♪
1009
01:00:19,944 --> 01:00:21,195
- ♪ But now she's not ♪
- ♪ Not ♪
1010
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:22,530
♪ Laney's goin' for prom queen ♪
1011
01:00:22,655 --> 01:00:23,864
- ♪ And Taylor's hot ♪
- ♪ Hot ♪
1012
01:00:23,989 --> 01:00:25,949
♪ But we don't give a damn
About Taylor Vaughan ♪
1013
01:00:26,032 --> 01:00:28,201
♪ 'Cause Taylor's fadin' out
And Laney's on ♪
1014
01:00:28,660 --> 01:00:31,036
♪ If I could get with Laney
Yo, it'd be real cool ♪
1015
01:00:31,245 --> 01:00:33,539
♪ With the queen by my side
We'd run the whole damn school ♪
1016
01:00:33,622 --> 01:00:34,998
♪ But, yo keep it on the break ♪
1017
01:00:35,082 --> 01:00:36,749
- ♪ And I'm gonna keep this cool ♪
- ♪ Cool ♪
1018
01:00:36,874 --> 01:00:39,085
♪ Taylor ditched Zack
For a car and a fool ♪
1019
01:00:39,460 --> 01:00:41,421
♪ All for the high school jock
Named Brock ♪
1020
01:00:41,504 --> 01:00:44,423
♪ When my man
Click on the beat box ♪
1021
01:00:44,506 --> 01:00:47,134
- [beatboxing]
- ♪ Laney ♪
1022
01:00:47,300 --> 01:00:51,262
- ♪ Yeah, yeah she's all that ♪
- [applause]
1023
01:00:51,679 --> 01:00:53,639
- [girl] All right!
- [applause continues]
1024
01:00:54,431 --> 01:00:58,101
- What shouldn't I eat?
- Eat whatever you want.
1025
01:01:00,477 --> 01:01:01,562
Okay.
1026
01:01:01,645 --> 01:01:04,565
For your information, I was about to eat
a Snack Time chip.
1027
01:01:05,107 --> 01:01:07,900
Snack Time owns Captain Peg-Leg Tuna
1028
01:01:08,025 --> 01:01:10,486
which isn't, all together now,
"dolphin friendly."
1029
01:01:11,445 --> 01:01:14,030
- Screw the dolphins.
- A guy tried that last year.
1030
01:01:14,114 --> 01:01:15,949
He's banned from SeaWorld for life.
1031
01:01:19,994 --> 01:01:21,328
What's wrong with you?
1032
01:01:22,912 --> 01:01:26,249
- Jesse, am I kissable?
- Okay, about these chips.
1033
01:01:29,001 --> 01:01:32,588
I don't know, Laney. You're... you.
1034
01:01:34,672 --> 01:01:38,092
But maybe if I didn't know
you my whole life,
1035
01:01:38,176 --> 01:01:40,469
- and I just met...
- Fresh ground pepper?
1036
01:01:49,643 --> 01:01:52,187
- [Simon] Fresh ground pepper?
- He must be crazy.
1037
01:01:53,188 --> 01:01:56,399
- Who, Simon?
- Zack.
1038
01:01:56,483 --> 01:01:58,484
[Simon] Fresh ground pepper, anyone?
1039
01:02:00,611 --> 01:02:01,904
Fresh ground pepper?
1040
01:02:03,946 --> 01:02:05,198
What, too cold?
1041
01:02:11,161 --> 01:02:13,288
Whoa! [laughs]
1042
01:02:13,371 --> 01:02:16,207
If it isn't the little rain, rain,
rain man himself.
1043
01:02:16,290 --> 01:02:20,127
- What's up, Semen? Huh?
- State your purpose or die.
1044
01:02:21,169 --> 01:02:22,670
- I've got work to do.
- Sure you do.
1045
01:02:22,754 --> 01:02:24,839
But I wanna show you
something first.
1046
01:02:25,673 --> 01:02:26,840
You're gonna love this one.
1047
01:02:29,218 --> 01:02:30,761
Checkin' this out.
1048
01:02:30,844 --> 01:02:33,179
- [grunts]
- Oh, calm down. It's all right.
1049
01:02:33,262 --> 01:02:35,264
[chuckles] Come on. You don't like that?
1050
01:02:36,098 --> 01:02:38,892
[boy] Ooh. Ooh! Look, look, look.
1051
01:02:38,975 --> 01:02:42,145
Oh, look at her. Ooh.
What about that one?
1052
01:02:43,104 --> 01:02:44,605
Isn't that your mommy?
1053
01:02:45,689 --> 01:02:47,399
- My mom's dead.
- Let him go.
1054
01:02:50,276 --> 01:02:54,364
Let me tell you guys what you're gonna do.
You're gonna get up...
1055
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:57,491
and get over there...
1056
01:03:02,036 --> 01:03:03,538
take your magazine...
1057
01:03:04,789 --> 01:03:09,209
- [girl laughs]
- ...and apologize to my friend Simon here.
1058
01:03:12,587 --> 01:03:13,754
Sorry.
1059
01:03:15,589 --> 01:03:16,674
Sorry.
1060
01:03:17,633 --> 01:03:19,384
You, pube boy...
1061
01:03:21,761 --> 01:03:22,762
grab the pizza.
1062
01:03:30,935 --> 01:03:31,936
Well?
1063
01:03:32,979 --> 01:03:35,231
- What?
- [chuckles]
1064
01:03:36,481 --> 01:03:39,317
What do you think? Hoover it.
1065
01:03:39,484 --> 01:03:41,945
[crowd chuckling]
1066
01:03:47,032 --> 01:03:49,909
- [crowd groaning in disgust]
- Now!
1067
01:03:53,288 --> 01:03:57,457
- [boy] Dove right in!
- [crowd groaning]
1068
01:03:58,792 --> 01:04:04,171
- [boy] He's chewin' it and everything.
- That's it. Chew, chew, chew.
1069
01:04:05,006 --> 01:04:06,256
[gags, giggles]
1070
01:04:08,884 --> 01:04:11,218
Hold on. Don't finish that.
1071
01:04:11,802 --> 01:04:15,097
[sighs] Munge here wants
a piece of the action, too.
1072
01:04:15,180 --> 01:04:17,307
No way, man. Those are his pubes.
1073
01:04:17,390 --> 01:04:20,310
Well, I guess you should've thought
about that before you picked
1074
01:04:20,393 --> 01:04:21,603
on my friend Simon, huh?
1075
01:04:23,770 --> 01:04:25,314
[gagging]
1076
01:04:27,691 --> 01:04:28,691
Thanks.
1077
01:04:32,111 --> 01:04:33,112
Hoover it.
1078
01:04:38,491 --> 01:04:40,492
[crowd groaning]
1079
01:04:41,493 --> 01:04:42,745
You think this is bad?
1080
01:04:44,204 --> 01:04:45,581
Try messing with him again.
1081
01:04:47,874 --> 01:04:49,500
Everything copacetic?
1082
01:04:49,584 --> 01:04:51,668
Yeah. I'll take it from here.
1083
01:04:54,796 --> 01:04:56,506
Anybody wanna try messin' with me again?
1084
01:04:56,715 --> 01:04:58,674
Either of you? Both of you?
1085
01:04:58,758 --> 01:05:01,344
[Simon] You hear what he said?
You were listening.
1086
01:05:01,427 --> 01:05:03,428
[indistinct chatter]
1087
01:05:21,193 --> 01:05:22,319
[Dean] Hey, Laney!
1088
01:05:25,656 --> 01:05:27,949
Listen, uh, I stopped by.
1089
01:05:28,866 --> 01:05:31,535
Well, look, I was...
I was hoping maybe we could talk.
1090
01:05:34,204 --> 01:05:36,706
I know I... I don't come off as
the nicest guy in the world,
1091
01:05:36,790 --> 01:05:37,832
but I was hopin' maybe
1092
01:05:37,916 --> 01:05:39,625
you could just forget
about that for a second.
1093
01:05:39,708 --> 01:05:43,379
Because, uh, I was thinkin'...
actually I was hopin'...
1094
01:05:44,837 --> 01:05:47,882
that... maybe we can go
out sometime.
1095
01:05:47,966 --> 01:05:51,760
- [sighs]
- And not just "out" out.
1096
01:05:52,803 --> 01:05:56,597
- A specific out. Like the prom, maybe?
- [sarcastically] Yeah, right.
1097
01:05:58,349 --> 01:06:00,851
- So that's a no?
- That's a hell no.
1098
01:06:03,812 --> 01:06:06,940
Well, that's fair.
I mean, why should you say yes? Right?
1099
01:06:08,357 --> 01:06:10,484
I just hope this isn't about Zack,
because...
1100
01:06:13,403 --> 01:06:14,404
Why?
1101
01:06:16,739 --> 01:06:20,242
Well... he doesn't care
about you like that.
1102
01:06:22,202 --> 01:06:25,162
[Dean] He told everybody he still has
this thing for Taylor.
1103
01:06:27,915 --> 01:06:30,291
But I don't know.
I mean, maybe I got it all wrong.
1104
01:06:30,375 --> 01:06:32,377
Has the guy asked you to the prom?
1105
01:06:35,380 --> 01:06:37,673
Well, just... Just head's up, okay?
1106
01:06:38,424 --> 01:06:41,135
I mean, there's no sense
in gettin' hurt for no reason.
1107
01:06:45,346 --> 01:06:46,472
Oh yeah, and, Laney?
1108
01:06:47,432 --> 01:06:48,890
Think about the prom some more.
1109
01:06:49,349 --> 01:06:51,560
'Cause, uh, we'd have
an okay time, I think.
1110
01:06:52,436 --> 01:06:53,561
I'll see ya.
1111
01:06:54,478 --> 01:07:01,317
[upbeat music playing]
1112
01:07:12,410 --> 01:07:15,329
- Dad.
- You wanna explain this to me?
1113
01:07:15,413 --> 01:07:16,539
Aw, could we talk about this...
1114
01:07:16,622 --> 01:07:19,916
Have you got any idea
how much you are jeopardizing your future?
1115
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:22,543
Half of these acceptance
deadlines have lapsed!
1116
01:07:22,626 --> 01:07:26,881
It's not that easy, Dad. I'm not like you.
I just can't pick a letter out of a stack.
1117
01:07:26,964 --> 01:07:29,257
Of course you can.
That's what being an adult is all about.
1118
01:07:29,340 --> 01:07:31,593
- Making choices.
- Really?
1119
01:07:31,676 --> 01:07:34,219
- Yeah.
- What about your choices, Dad?
1120
01:07:34,303 --> 01:07:36,472
- This is not about me.
- Aw, come on.
1121
01:07:36,555 --> 01:07:38,807
Look, you're never home.
You're pissed off half the time!
1122
01:07:38,891 --> 01:07:40,058
That's enough!
1123
01:07:42,852 --> 01:07:46,146
Look, I'm sorry. But you can't fix
your mistakes through me.
1124
01:07:49,107 --> 01:07:50,817
Is that what you think I'm doing?
1125
01:07:52,109 --> 01:07:54,528
Well, I'm sorry,
but that was never my intention.
1126
01:07:57,572 --> 01:07:59,824
And blaming me isn't going
to change the fact...
1127
01:08:00,867 --> 01:08:04,745
that the future is going to happen,
whether you are ready for it or not.
1128
01:08:19,091 --> 01:08:21,967
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Welcome to
the homestretch, earthquakes.
1129
01:08:22,051 --> 01:08:23,803
A special shout out to all my seniors.
1130
01:08:23,886 --> 01:08:25,054
Just two weeks left
1131
01:08:25,137 --> 01:08:29,474
till the time-honored combination
of crepe paper, cleavage... [chuckles]
1132
01:08:29,557 --> 01:08:31,726
...and crystal. Prom.
You know what I'm talkin' about.
1133
01:08:31,810 --> 01:08:33,685
And, speaking of the big night,
1134
01:08:33,769 --> 01:08:36,396
word has it
the recent support of Simon's big sister
1135
01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:40,024
has left the prom queen race
tighter than those little dresses
1136
01:08:40,108 --> 01:08:44,861
Taylor's been wearing around campus.
[chuckles] So vote early, vote often.
1137
01:08:44,945 --> 01:08:47,447
Here's a little, uh,
campaign music for you.
1138
01:08:47,572 --> 01:08:53,702
[upbeat music playing]
1139
01:08:53,786 --> 01:08:56,454
Aw, come on, hon.
In the name of sportsmanship.
1140
01:08:56,538 --> 01:08:58,748
- [photographer] Big smile. Great.
- [camera shutter clicking]
1141
01:08:59,374 --> 01:09:02,501
[scoffs] Oh, out of my way, fool.
1142
01:09:03,627 --> 01:09:05,671
- I think I touched her boob!
- [boy giggles]
1143
01:09:07,922 --> 01:09:09,757
Top of the stairs. Thanks.
1144
01:09:09,841 --> 01:09:12,426
- Zack?
- What do you want, Taylor?
1145
01:09:12,510 --> 01:09:15,178
Well, I was trying on this
little Richard Tyler dress the other day,
1146
01:09:15,262 --> 01:09:18,306
and I remembered
that we haven't finalized our plans.
1147
01:09:18,390 --> 01:09:20,432
- What plans?
- For the prom, silly.
1148
01:09:20,933 --> 01:09:22,476
I mean, we said we'd always
go together, right?
1149
01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:24,019
Even if we were just friends?
1150
01:09:24,561 --> 01:09:26,938
What happened to Lord of the Dance?
1151
01:09:27,021 --> 01:09:30,024
That is so over.
I mean, God, don't even get me started.
1152
01:09:32,359 --> 01:09:34,528
Actually, Taylor,
I had other plans in mind.
1153
01:09:35,195 --> 01:09:39,115
Oh? You're not talking
about Laney Boggs, are you?
1154
01:09:40,491 --> 01:09:41,534
What if I am?
1155
01:09:42,075 --> 01:09:46,121
Well, if I'm not mistaken,
Zack, she's already taken.
1156
01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:49,582
[Dean] So what, you put all this together?
1157
01:09:49,665 --> 01:09:53,043
- [Laney] Yeah, what do you think?
- I think it can be really cool.
1158
01:09:53,127 --> 01:09:55,170
- Well, this goes up here.
- [Dean chuckles]
1159
01:09:55,837 --> 01:09:57,130
- Dean?
- [Laney] It definitely lights...
1160
01:09:57,213 --> 01:09:58,882
What the hell are you trying to pull?
1161
01:09:59,506 --> 01:10:02,509
- Well, it's nice to see you too, brother.
- Did he ask you to the prom?
1162
01:10:02,718 --> 01:10:04,011
- Yes, I did.
- I...
1163
01:10:04,927 --> 01:10:06,012
It's bullshit!
1164
01:10:06,095 --> 01:10:08,222
Wait, wait. Someone asking me is bullshit?
1165
01:10:11,016 --> 01:10:13,810
- I thought we were going together.
- All right, Zack, enough's enough.
1166
01:10:13,894 --> 01:10:17,980
This isn't cool anymore. I like this girl.
And you gotta stop this whole bet thing.
1167
01:10:22,775 --> 01:10:25,236
- Bet?
- Yeah. It was so stupid, Laney.
1168
01:10:25,987 --> 01:10:28,238
Zack said he could make
any girl prom queen.
1169
01:10:28,322 --> 01:10:29,239
And you were the one picked.
1170
01:10:29,323 --> 01:10:32,367
So he thinks that if he takes you
to the prom it'll help you win.
1171
01:10:35,411 --> 01:10:36,829
People have feelings, man.
1172
01:10:43,543 --> 01:10:44,753
Is that true?
1173
01:10:48,464 --> 01:10:52,342
Am I a bet? Am I a bet?
Am I a fucking bet?
1174
01:10:57,763 --> 01:10:58,972
Yes.
1175
01:10:59,056 --> 01:11:03,851
[Zack breathes heavily]
1176
01:11:03,935 --> 01:11:07,188
You didn't think
you became popular for real, did you?
1177
01:11:08,731 --> 01:11:11,524
Oh, you did. That's so sweet.
1178
01:11:21,699 --> 01:11:23,159
Pick me up at 8:00, lover.
1179
01:11:23,868 --> 01:11:30,207
- [footsteps receding]
- [crowd chattering]
1180
01:11:30,499 --> 01:11:34,877
- ♪ You walked in just like smoke ♪
- [phone ringing]
1181
01:11:35,002 --> 01:11:37,963
♪ With a little
Come on, come on, come on ♪
1182
01:11:38,129 --> 01:11:41,424
- [ringing continues]
- ♪ In your walk, come on ♪
1183
01:11:41,508 --> 01:11:47,012
♪ I been waitin'
Are you waitin' for my move ♪
1184
01:11:47,096 --> 01:11:52,225
♪ Well, I'm makin' it
Mm, mmm ♪
1185
01:11:52,308 --> 01:11:57,854
- [dialing]
- ♪ Mm ♪
1186
01:11:57,938 --> 01:11:59,856
Laney, are you there?
1187
01:11:59,940 --> 01:12:01,774
Laney, I know I made a mistake,
1188
01:12:01,857 --> 01:12:04,944
but I've been doin' some thinking,
and if I could just get, like...
1189
01:12:05,027 --> 01:12:06,279
Stop calling, asshole.
1190
01:12:07,112 --> 01:12:10,782
♪ If I can get with you
Will you let me take you ♪
1191
01:12:10,907 --> 01:12:11,992
Wrong number.
1192
01:12:12,075 --> 01:12:15,786
♪ I'll be down on my knees
Screamin', take me ♪
1193
01:12:16,036 --> 01:12:20,290
♪ Take me, take me, take me ♪
1194
01:12:20,415 --> 01:12:22,667
♪ I'm yours ♪
1195
01:12:22,750 --> 01:12:29,256
♪ I never felt so good... ♪
1196
01:12:30,673 --> 01:12:31,757
Fridge is kind of empty.
1197
01:12:31,841 --> 01:12:34,510
I'm gonna go to
the store later if you need anything.
1198
01:12:35,094 --> 01:12:36,136
Sounds good.
1199
01:12:39,889 --> 01:12:41,640
[sighs]
1200
01:12:42,516 --> 01:12:45,102
Did you know that some people think
being a pool man
1201
01:12:45,185 --> 01:12:48,146
is not a very respectable way
to earn a living?
1202
01:12:48,229 --> 01:12:51,274
- People suck, Dad.
- I don't get it, personally.
1203
01:12:51,941 --> 01:12:54,526
I own my own company
and my own home,
1204
01:12:54,609 --> 01:12:56,278
put food on the table.
1205
01:12:57,237 --> 01:12:59,071
Granted, you and Simon help out.
1206
01:13:00,823 --> 01:13:01,949
We're a team.
1207
01:13:03,492 --> 01:13:04,493
Right.
1208
01:13:05,243 --> 01:13:08,580
Maybe this team thing is helping
to create confusion
1209
01:13:08,663 --> 01:13:11,123
as to who the real parent is around here.
1210
01:13:11,790 --> 01:13:13,083
What do you mean, Dad?
1211
01:13:13,625 --> 01:13:18,796
[sighs] Well, you know I appreciate
everything you do, pumpkin-nose.
1212
01:13:18,880 --> 01:13:24,009
It's just that sometimes
I think you take on so much
1213
01:13:24,092 --> 01:13:27,471
so you don't have to deal with
the business of being a kid.
1214
01:13:30,806 --> 01:13:37,354
I can't imagine being 17 is easy,
especially with your mom not around.
1215
01:13:39,230 --> 01:13:43,859
I'm just afraid that if you keep putting
off your life like this...
1216
01:13:45,985 --> 01:13:49,280
you're gonna wake up 85 years old,
1217
01:13:49,364 --> 01:13:53,200
sittin' on a porch
somewhere lookin' for your teeth.
1218
01:13:54,743 --> 01:13:58,454
Thanks, Dad. That was, uh, graphic.
1219
01:13:59,955 --> 01:14:01,457
[sighs]
1220
01:14:02,208 --> 01:14:05,043
Don't you have a...
a prom or something to go to tonight?
1221
01:14:05,126 --> 01:14:07,921
- Ah, I'm not going.
- Oh, you're not. Huh.
1222
01:14:08,712 --> 01:14:12,216
- What, do you got laundry to do?
- Worse. I don't have a date.
1223
01:14:12,299 --> 01:14:13,384
No date?
1224
01:14:14,218 --> 01:14:15,301
See, now, that's weird,
1225
01:14:15,385 --> 01:14:18,763
because I'm pretty sure there's
a handsome young man
1226
01:14:18,846 --> 01:14:22,307
actually upstairs at the front door
waiting for you now.
1227
01:14:23,100 --> 01:14:27,186
[instrumental music playing]
1228
01:14:28,229 --> 01:14:30,398
Have fun, Laney. And...
1229
01:14:31,981 --> 01:14:35,026
for you, not for someone else.
1230
01:14:50,747 --> 01:14:51,832
Hi, Laney.
1231
01:14:57,044 --> 01:15:02,715
Like, uh... you don't trust me,
and I respect that.
1232
01:15:03,716 --> 01:15:05,385
But just look at it this way,
1233
01:15:06,261 --> 01:15:07,511
I didn't ask anyone else
1234
01:15:07,594 --> 01:15:09,221
on the chance that
I'd come here tonight
1235
01:15:09,304 --> 01:15:10,305
and you'd say yes.
1236
01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:14,016
I mean, that's gotta count for something.
Right?
1237
01:15:19,479 --> 01:15:22,482
[chuckles] You don't even have
to change if you don't want to.
1238
01:15:22,566 --> 01:15:24,400
[both laugh]
1239
01:15:27,653 --> 01:15:30,572
- Are you ready, Miss Siler?
- Yes, I am, Mr. Siler.
1240
01:15:31,573 --> 01:15:33,199
♪ With the little come on... ♪
1241
01:15:33,366 --> 01:15:35,368
- ♪ Come on, come on... ♪
- I really screwed this one up, huh?
1242
01:15:35,452 --> 01:15:37,494
- ♪ In your walk, come on ♪
- Don't worry. She'll be there.
1243
01:15:38,245 --> 01:15:42,498
♪ I've been waitin'
Are you waitin'? ♪
1244
01:15:42,957 --> 01:15:45,710
♪ For my move
Well, I'm makin' it ♪
1245
01:15:45,835 --> 01:15:47,377
♪ Mm ♪
1246
01:15:47,669 --> 01:15:53,841
[rock music playing]
1247
01:15:58,220 --> 01:16:00,722
[indistinct chatter, laughter]
1248
01:16:02,056 --> 01:16:03,266
Will you leave it alone?
1249
01:16:03,349 --> 01:16:05,100
No, I won't leave it alone.
Did you know about this?
1250
01:16:05,184 --> 01:16:08,479
- Well, you're the one who nominated her.
- For crying out loud, smile!
1251
01:16:09,438 --> 01:16:11,856
- [camera shutter clicks]
- [photographer] Next.
1252
01:16:11,939 --> 01:16:15,193
[Katie] Okay, I know I nominated her,
but I don't understand...
1253
01:16:15,943 --> 01:16:19,696
All right. Big, gaping smiles,
both of you. And...
1254
01:16:19,821 --> 01:16:20,780
I'll take that.
1255
01:16:21,156 --> 01:16:22,698
- [camera shutter clicks]
- [groans]
1256
01:16:22,948 --> 01:16:25,618
Ah, there's a memory. Next.
1257
01:16:26,243 --> 01:16:28,453
- [photographer] Make like you're happy.
- [camera shutter clicks]
1258
01:16:28,536 --> 01:16:29,662
- Beautiful.
- Derek!
1259
01:16:30,288 --> 01:16:35,834
[rock music continues]
1260
01:16:45,383 --> 01:16:47,260
Why don't you find her and cut in?
1261
01:16:47,344 --> 01:16:48,803
["The Rockafeller Skank" playing]
1262
01:16:48,887 --> 01:16:51,805
♪ The funk soul brother
Check it out now ♪
1263
01:16:51,889 --> 01:16:54,725
♪ The funk soul brother, let it out now ♪
1264
01:16:54,808 --> 01:16:59,020
♪ The funk soul brother let it out now
Let it out now ♪
1265
01:16:59,103 --> 01:17:01,272
[DJ] Yeah, yeah, yeah,
earthquakes!
1266
01:17:01,356 --> 01:17:04,441
Right about now, we're gonna
do that dance I taught you.
1267
01:17:04,525 --> 01:17:08,362
- And I know you've been practicin'.
- I forgive you. Let's dance.
1268
01:17:10,112 --> 01:17:12,156
All right. Show me now!
1269
01:17:12,240 --> 01:17:15,242
♪ Check it out now
The funk soul brother ♪
1270
01:17:15,700 --> 01:17:18,161
[DJ] Right about now.
Come on, come on.
1271
01:17:18,245 --> 01:17:19,871
- ♪ Right about now ♪
- [DJ cheers]
1272
01:17:20,371 --> 01:17:22,748
♪ The funk soul brother
Check it out now ♪
1273
01:17:23,207 --> 01:17:25,709
All right, dance club,
let me see what you got!
1274
01:17:25,793 --> 01:17:27,001
Come on!
1275
01:17:27,085 --> 01:17:32,631
[song continues]
1276
01:17:36,760 --> 01:17:41,764
Okay, everybody, split like the Red Sea.
We're goin' down the lines. Come on!
1277
01:17:42,473 --> 01:17:46,309
Come on. Down the lines. Come on. Come on.
1278
01:17:48,979 --> 01:17:51,188
Shake it! Shake it! Shake it!
1279
01:17:58,528 --> 01:18:00,572
- [dancers cheer]
- ♪ Right about now... ♪
1280
01:18:00,654 --> 01:18:02,656
♪ The funk soul brother, right about... ♪
1281
01:18:13,540 --> 01:18:16,167
- Punch it!
- ♪ Right about now ♪
1282
01:18:16,501 --> 01:18:18,669
♪ The funk soul brother
Check it out now ♪
1283
01:18:19,169 --> 01:18:20,588
- ♪ The funk soul brother ♪
- [both grunt]
1284
01:18:20,671 --> 01:18:22,590
All right, fellas. Take it!
1285
01:18:22,673 --> 01:18:25,633
♪ The funk soul brother
Check it out now ♪
1286
01:18:25,758 --> 01:18:28,636
♪ The funk soul brother
Let it drop now ♪
1287
01:18:28,803 --> 01:18:31,471
♪ The funk soul brother
Check it out now ♪
1288
01:18:31,638 --> 01:18:34,057
[DJ] All right, ladies. Shake it!
1289
01:18:34,266 --> 01:18:41,063
[song continues]
1290
01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:48,694
♪ Right about now
The funk soul brother ♪
1291
01:18:49,028 --> 01:18:51,947
♪ Check it out now
The funk soul brother ♪
1292
01:18:52,406 --> 01:18:55,825
All right. Everybody in the center.
Get it, get it! Come on!
1293
01:18:56,534 --> 01:18:58,494
- ♪ The funk soul brother ♪
- [DJ] Yeah!
1294
01:18:58,785 --> 01:19:04,915
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
Check it, shake it, check it, shake it ♪
1295
01:19:04,999 --> 01:19:07,251
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
Check it, shake it ♪
1296
01:19:07,335 --> 01:19:09,879
- [DJ] Yeah!
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1297
01:19:09,962 --> 01:19:11,713
♪ Check it, shake it, check it, shake it ♪
1298
01:19:11,796 --> 01:19:13,923
- [DJ] Right about now!
- ♪ The funk soul brother ♪
1299
01:19:14,007 --> 01:19:17,468
[DJ] Put your hands together.
Come on. Give it up.
1300
01:19:17,676 --> 01:19:23,014
Woo! Come on, give it.
Is that all you got? Come on. Give it up!
1301
01:19:23,139 --> 01:19:29,603
[all applauding]
1302
01:19:33,106 --> 01:19:39,611
[mellow music playing]
1303
01:19:40,153 --> 01:19:42,739
[indistinct chatter]
1304
01:19:42,822 --> 01:19:44,199
Good song.
1305
01:19:44,282 --> 01:19:45,616
- It's my favorite.
- It's my favorite.
1306
01:19:48,369 --> 01:19:51,204
I'm Jesse Jackson.
I'm not a good dancer.
1307
01:19:51,746 --> 01:19:55,208
I'm Mack. I go to school with 500 chicks.
1308
01:19:56,376 --> 01:19:59,711
- I'll be back in one minute.
- [mellow music continues]
1309
01:20:11,513 --> 01:20:16,392
Laney! I wanted you to know.
Your final project,
1310
01:20:16,475 --> 01:20:20,269
that picture of your mother,
extremely moving.
1311
01:20:20,353 --> 01:20:23,815
Maybe the best piece
that I have seen all year from anyone.
1312
01:20:24,774 --> 01:20:26,233
At least that's what I told
1313
01:20:26,316 --> 01:20:28,527
all of your art schools
when I faxed them last Monday.
1314
01:20:28,610 --> 01:20:29,820
You're kidding.
1315
01:20:29,903 --> 01:20:33,197
I have spent four years trying
to open you up, Laney Boggs.
1316
01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:36,450
Whatever's responsible for this change,
don't let it go.
1317
01:20:37,534 --> 01:20:44,373
[mellow music continues]
1318
01:20:57,384 --> 01:20:58,885
All right, boys. Check it out.
1319
01:20:59,511 --> 01:21:03,681
Room number 409 is about
to become a historical landmark.
1320
01:21:03,764 --> 01:21:06,391
[chuckles] Why, are you getting
murdered there later?
1321
01:21:06,474 --> 01:21:08,935
No, man. I'm this close
to closing the deal.
1322
01:21:09,018 --> 01:21:10,979
She's eating up every word I say.
1323
01:21:11,062 --> 01:21:13,147
I don't know, Dean.
I feel a bet coming on,
1324
01:21:13,230 --> 01:21:15,190
but I'm gonna have to resist.
1325
01:21:15,899 --> 01:21:19,736
Laney Boggs is not gonna give you any.
[scoffs]
1326
01:21:22,655 --> 01:21:25,198
Hey, man. Tonight is the night.
1327
01:21:25,282 --> 01:21:28,368
- [chuckles] Yeah, right.
- [door opens]
1328
01:21:28,452 --> 01:21:30,119
I shelled out 300 bucks for this room!
1329
01:21:33,998 --> 01:21:35,373
Tonight is definitely my night.
1330
01:21:40,128 --> 01:21:41,462
[door opens]
1331
01:21:42,713 --> 01:21:44,131
[door shuts]
1332
01:21:44,214 --> 01:21:46,049
[door unlocks]
1333
01:21:55,182 --> 01:22:00,770
[upbeat music playing]
1334
01:22:00,853 --> 01:22:03,731
- [panting] Mack... Mack...
- What?
1335
01:22:04,647 --> 01:22:06,441
- [panting]
- Yeah, what?
1336
01:22:07,942 --> 01:22:14,239
[upbeat music continues]
1337
01:22:14,740 --> 01:22:18,159
[indistinct chatter]
1338
01:22:18,242 --> 01:22:20,036
- [upbeat music cuts out]
- [crowd continues chattering]
1339
01:22:20,119 --> 01:22:21,287
[microphone feedback]
1340
01:22:21,370 --> 01:22:23,455
[principal clears throat]
Uh, people?
1341
01:22:23,538 --> 01:22:28,209
Attention, Harrison students. People.
We're gonna start, people.
1342
01:22:29,293 --> 01:22:34,923
I'll begin the presentation with, uh,
the announcement of your 1999 prom king.
1343
01:22:35,048 --> 01:22:36,549
[audience] Yeah!
1344
01:22:37,342 --> 01:22:40,469
[principal]
Well, it's no surprise here. Zack Siler!
1345
01:22:40,552 --> 01:22:47,225
[crowd cheering]
1346
01:22:59,652 --> 01:23:03,863
And now for your 1999 prom queen.
[clears throat]
1347
01:23:04,405 --> 01:23:07,116
In the closest vote
in the school's history...
1348
01:23:07,367 --> 01:23:11,161
- [inhales deeply]
- ...54 percent to 46 percent.
1349
01:23:12,412 --> 01:23:15,164
Your 1999 prom queen is...
1350
01:23:15,373 --> 01:23:16,916
[mouthing] Taylor Vaughan.
1351
01:23:17,792 --> 01:23:19,168
[principal] Taylor Vaughan!
1352
01:23:20,001 --> 01:23:25,631
- [crowd applauding]
- [crowd booing]
1353
01:23:25,714 --> 01:23:26,632
Zack!
1354
01:23:27,216 --> 01:23:33,888
[crowd cheering and booing]
1355
01:23:40,102 --> 01:23:41,520
It should have been you up there.
1356
01:23:43,312 --> 01:23:44,897
I think the right person won.
1357
01:23:45,940 --> 01:23:50,110
[crowd hooting]
1358
01:23:50,735 --> 01:23:54,155
- Zack!
- You wanna get outta here?
1359
01:23:55,656 --> 01:23:56,740
Yeah.
1360
01:23:58,617 --> 01:23:59,660
Excuse me. Pardon me.
1361
01:23:59,743 --> 01:24:01,411
- [principal] Zack, say a few words.
- Excuse me, excuse me.
1362
01:24:01,494 --> 01:24:02,579
Excuse me, pardon me.
1363
01:24:03,830 --> 01:24:06,040
[girl] I voted for you, Laney.
1364
01:24:07,124 --> 01:24:09,042
[girls cheering]
1365
01:24:09,126 --> 01:24:12,753
[Zack] You know, for a lot of us,
this is as good as it gets.
1366
01:24:13,546 --> 01:24:16,591
We aced the test, made the big shot...
1367
01:24:16,674 --> 01:24:17,716
[man] Right, Zack.
1368
01:24:19,009 --> 01:24:20,010
...got a crown.
1369
01:24:22,220 --> 01:24:23,388
[coughing in the crowd]
1370
01:24:24,179 --> 01:24:26,473
- But the truth is...
- Excuse me, excuse me.
1371
01:24:26,557 --> 01:24:29,018
- ...we're just getting started.
- [whispering] Zack!
1372
01:24:29,101 --> 01:24:31,436
- We can be anything we wanna be.
- [Jesse] Zack!
1373
01:24:32,937 --> 01:24:36,773
- And I don't know about the rest of you...
- [Jesse] Zack, over here! [panting]
1374
01:24:36,857 --> 01:24:38,609
...but I'm hopin' I never forget that.
1375
01:24:38,817 --> 01:24:40,652
Zack!
1376
01:24:40,736 --> 01:24:42,820
- [scoffs]
- [softly] Zack!
1377
01:24:42,904 --> 01:24:44,530
- [Taylor] Hello. Can you hear me?
- [Mack] C'mon!
1378
01:24:44,614 --> 01:24:46,115
- [panting] I was...
- Tell... tell him!
1379
01:24:46,198 --> 01:24:48,700
Okay. First of all,
1380
01:24:48,783 --> 01:24:51,578
I'd just like to thank
all of you who voted for me.
1381
01:24:51,661 --> 01:24:54,622
- [crowd cheering]
- Okay? You did the right thing.
1382
01:24:55,664 --> 01:24:57,416
As for the rest of you...
1383
01:24:57,499 --> 01:24:59,584
- [microphone shuts off]
- Okay, what were you thinking?
1384
01:24:59,709 --> 01:25:01,836
[pants heavily] Dean... The key...
1385
01:25:03,171 --> 01:25:04,713
- Say it.
- A ho... A hotel...
1386
01:25:04,796 --> 01:25:06,131
He's taking Laney somewhere.
1387
01:25:06,214 --> 01:25:07,966
Room 409!
1388
01:25:08,050 --> 01:25:10,635
[Taylor] This isn't funny anymore!
Who turned this thing off?
1389
01:25:11,510 --> 01:25:18,016
[upbeat music playing]
1390
01:25:19,267 --> 01:25:20,977
Yeah, Beverly Hills Hotel?
1391
01:25:21,478 --> 01:25:24,229
Yeah, do you have
a Dean Sampson registered in room 409?
1392
01:25:26,732 --> 01:25:28,191
Do you have a room 409?
1393
01:25:30,818 --> 01:25:33,236
- Shit.
- [dialing]
1394
01:25:33,320 --> 01:25:36,740
[upbeat music continues]
1395
01:25:36,823 --> 01:25:38,659
[Zack] Yeah. Sunset Marquee, please.
1396
01:25:41,619 --> 01:25:45,038
And that is the kidney-shaped pool.
1397
01:25:46,456 --> 01:25:47,916
- Hello?
- Hm?
1398
01:25:47,999 --> 01:25:49,250
If you're gonna help me out
this summer,
1399
01:25:49,334 --> 01:25:50,542
you're gonna have to know this stuff.
1400
01:25:50,626 --> 01:25:52,753
Okay? What... What shape is that?
1401
01:25:52,836 --> 01:25:54,213
- Kidney?
- Thank you.
1402
01:25:54,922 --> 01:25:58,049
[Wayne] We've had a lot of
different shapes and sizes over the years.
1403
01:26:00,009 --> 01:26:01,928
Hey, pumpkin-nose, how did it go?
1404
01:26:03,762 --> 01:26:07,015
Fine. You were right. I did have fun.
1405
01:26:08,766 --> 01:26:10,935
Well, hey, uh,
come here a second, will ya?
1406
01:26:13,979 --> 01:26:17,941
I don't know, Dad.
I'd really just rather go upstairs and...
1407
01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:27,991
Okay. Well, I gotta get up pretty early.
1408
01:26:28,074 --> 01:26:31,868
We're getting up early
to, uh, install a spa.
1409
01:26:31,952 --> 01:26:34,371
So, we'll head to bed now.
1410
01:26:34,454 --> 01:26:37,331
If you two wanna talk,
maybe you can go in the backyard, hmm?
1411
01:26:37,415 --> 01:26:39,333
- Sure, Dad.
- Good night.
1412
01:26:44,379 --> 01:26:48,966
Listen, Zack.
Uh, sorry about that whole asshole thing.
1413
01:26:50,050 --> 01:26:51,135
It's cool.
1414
01:26:59,767 --> 01:27:00,851
Are you all right?
1415
01:27:05,188 --> 01:27:07,982
Jesse told me he heard Dean talking
about how he wanted to...
1416
01:27:08,065 --> 01:27:10,484
I just figured it out
a little late is all.
1417
01:27:20,492 --> 01:27:23,786
You know, sexual harassment
is still a big issue these days.
1418
01:27:23,870 --> 01:27:25,329
It's on my walls downstairs.
1419
01:27:28,583 --> 01:27:29,666
That's...
1420
01:27:31,126 --> 01:27:32,669
why I carry this.
1421
01:27:33,837 --> 01:27:37,256
You push a little button,
and it makes a noise like a foghorn.
1422
01:27:37,339 --> 01:27:39,508
You can hear it
about half a mile away.
1423
01:27:40,384 --> 01:27:42,093
I put it up to his ear.
1424
01:27:43,428 --> 01:27:46,597
I just hope it doesn't
cause any permanent damage.
1425
01:27:46,680 --> 01:27:47,765
[chuckles softly]
1426
01:27:50,726 --> 01:27:57,607
- [soft instrumental music playing]
- [crickets chirping]
1427
01:27:58,273 --> 01:28:00,233
So how long have you
been here anyway?
1428
01:28:00,984 --> 01:28:02,110
A while.
1429
01:28:04,320 --> 01:28:07,239
- You missed your prom?
- Yeah.
1430
01:28:10,617 --> 01:28:14,662
[sighs] You know, I made
that bet before I knew you, Laney.
1431
01:28:16,330 --> 01:28:17,664
Before I really knew me.
1432
01:28:20,876 --> 01:28:24,337
What was it for anyway?
I mean, what did you end up losing?
1433
01:28:26,672 --> 01:28:27,756
My best friend.
1434
01:28:31,885 --> 01:28:33,094
She taught me a lot.
1435
01:28:34,512 --> 01:28:35,679
Before her...
1436
01:28:36,806 --> 01:28:39,474
I thought we had to have all
the answers right now.
1437
01:28:41,392 --> 01:28:42,477
And now?
1438
01:28:43,812 --> 01:28:45,687
I'm kind of liking the fact that I don't.
1439
01:28:50,317 --> 01:28:53,194
So... can I have the last dance?
1440
01:28:57,364 --> 01:28:58,448
No.
1441
01:29:03,244 --> 01:29:04,495
You can have the first.
1442
01:29:06,831 --> 01:29:13,253
[soft romantic music playing]
1443
01:29:38,565 --> 01:29:41,276
I feel just like Julia Roberts
in Pretty Woman.
1444
01:29:42,734 --> 01:29:44,945
You know,
except for that whole hooker thing.
1445
01:29:49,365 --> 01:29:51,450
So... what now?
1446
01:29:53,327 --> 01:29:57,080
I don't know. Art school. You?
1447
01:29:57,164 --> 01:29:59,666
I've been kind of thinking
about art school myself.
1448
01:30:00,875 --> 01:30:01,959
- Art?
- Yeah.
1449
01:30:02,626 --> 01:30:04,253
You don't take art.
1450
01:30:04,336 --> 01:30:07,672
Yeah, but I'm thinkin' more along
the lines of performance art.
1451
01:30:07,755 --> 01:30:10,466
Be silent, be still. Be silent...
1452
01:30:10,550 --> 01:30:12,176
- Zack.
- What?
1453
01:30:12,926 --> 01:30:14,636
Shut up.
1454
01:30:14,720 --> 01:30:21,642
[upbeat music playing]
1455
01:30:30,733 --> 01:30:32,985
- [Laney] Zack?
- [Zack] What?
1456
01:30:33,527 --> 01:30:36,070
- [Laney] About the bet.
- [Zack] Yeah.
1457
01:30:36,154 --> 01:30:39,365
- [Laney] What were the terms, anyway?
- [Zack] You'll see.
1458
01:30:39,449 --> 01:30:41,575
I never back out on a bet.
1459
01:30:41,658 --> 01:30:44,286
[principal]
Darius Payne Oakes.
1460
01:30:44,369 --> 01:30:46,246
Jason Shepard Oakman.
1461
01:30:47,371 --> 01:30:52,209
Mariah Kamal Preminger.
Kenneth Wayne Ralph.
1462
01:30:52,959 --> 01:30:56,922
Emily Roscoe.
Derek "Funkhouser" Rutley.
1463
01:30:57,005 --> 01:31:01,425
Jeffrey Munge Rylander.
Colin Rysendorf.
1464
01:31:02,051 --> 01:31:06,596
Heather Blayne Salazar.
Salmoon Sakajahari.
1465
01:31:08,348 --> 01:31:10,265
Dean Sampson, Junior.
1466
01:31:11,934 --> 01:31:14,228
Dean Sampson, Junior.
1467
01:31:16,729 --> 01:31:19,357
- What?
- They're calling you.
1468
01:31:19,982 --> 01:31:22,609
- Huh?
- [principal] Dean Sampson, Junior?
1469
01:31:23,944 --> 01:31:26,863
- Oh.
- [principal] Alex Chasen Sawyer.
1470
01:31:26,947 --> 01:31:31,450
Rainwater Sky Sebastian.
Casey Constance Shea.
1471
01:31:35,703 --> 01:31:36,996
Zachary Siler.
1472
01:31:41,541 --> 01:31:43,335
- [all laugh]
- ["Kiss Me" playing]
1473
01:31:43,502 --> 01:31:48,005
♪ Kiss me
Beneath the milky twilight ♪
1474
01:31:48,089 --> 01:31:53,134
♪ Lead me out on the moonlit floor ♪
1475
01:31:53,218 --> 01:31:54,970
♪ Lift your open hand ♪
1476
01:31:55,053 --> 01:31:58,597
♪ Strike up the band
And make the fireflies dance ♪
1477
01:31:58,681 --> 01:32:01,016
♪ Silver moon sparkling ♪
1478
01:32:03,393 --> 01:32:05,311
♪ So kiss me ♪
1479
01:32:12,859 --> 01:32:14,777
♪ So kiss me ♪
1480
01:32:22,784 --> 01:32:24,452
♪ So kiss me ♪
1481
01:32:32,375 --> 01:32:34,294
♪ So kiss me ♪
1482
01:32:46,762 --> 01:32:49,097
- ["Prophecy" playing]
- ♪ Consider this a sign ♪
1483
01:32:50,390 --> 01:32:53,810
♪ This is a train in the night ♪
1484
01:32:54,143 --> 01:32:57,354
♪ And now it's time for you to go ♪
1485
01:32:57,980 --> 01:33:01,190
♪ You know you had a healthy life, boy ♪
1486
01:33:01,774 --> 01:33:05,028
♪ You walk this world
Like you're a ghost ♪
1487
01:33:05,403 --> 01:33:09,114
♪ Your arms are comin'
Through the needles ♪
1488
01:33:09,197 --> 01:33:12,992
♪ Sick of your tragic and the evils ♪
1489
01:33:13,075 --> 01:33:16,287
♪ I am the keeper of
The songs of everyone ♪
1490
01:33:16,370 --> 01:33:20,290
♪ Look into the sun
And see your soul is dyin' ♪
1491
01:33:20,373 --> 01:33:23,959
♪ Used to feel the faith but
Now you're tired of tryin' ♪
1492
01:33:24,043 --> 01:33:28,464
♪ Should have left alone
What you have stolen from everyone ♪
1493
01:33:28,547 --> 01:33:33,009
♪ How are you feeling?
Seems a little sick to me now ♪
1494
01:33:38,180 --> 01:33:41,724
♪ This is a coming of the times ♪
1495
01:33:41,807 --> 01:33:45,436
♪ You are a witness to the movement ♪
1496
01:33:45,519 --> 01:33:48,646
♪ If all you're seein' is lies ♪
1497
01:33:49,522 --> 01:33:52,941
♪ You had your chance
But now you've blown it ♪
1498
01:33:53,484 --> 01:33:56,904
♪ You want this world
So you can own them ♪
1499
01:33:57,196 --> 01:34:00,782
♪ I am the keeper of
The songs of everyone ♪
1500
01:34:00,865 --> 01:34:04,409
♪ Look into the sun
And see your soul is dyin' ♪
1501
01:34:04,493 --> 01:34:08,080
♪ Used to feel the faith
But now you're tired of tryin' ♪
1502
01:34:08,163 --> 01:34:12,583
♪ Should have left alone
What you have stolen from everyone ♪
1503
01:34:12,666 --> 01:34:16,419
♪ How are you feeling?
Seems a little sick to me ♪
1504
01:34:16,920 --> 01:34:22,091
♪ From the light on high
A chance to change your fate ♪
1505
01:34:24,510 --> 01:34:30,014
♪ Forgiveness fallin' down
On those who chose to wait ♪
1506
01:34:30,306 --> 01:34:35,185
♪ Remember the time
And find yourself home again ♪
1507
01:34:35,268 --> 01:34:40,022
♪ Deep within your life
Find yourself home again ♪
1508
01:34:40,106 --> 01:34:43,692
♪ Find yourself home again
It's a choice ♪
1509
01:34:46,611 --> 01:34:51,240
♪ You have chosen your own ♪
1510
01:35:05,085 --> 01:35:10,297
♪ It's like I told you
Like the questions in life ♪
1511
01:35:13,175 --> 01:35:18,304
♪ Have to raise a milestone
To lead us home tonight ♪
1512
01:35:19,054 --> 01:35:22,850
♪ Look into the sun
And see your soul is dyin'
1513
01:35:22,933 --> 01:35:26,686
♪ Used to feel the faith
But now you're tired of tryin' ♪